May 3, 2016
Yes, i came back with THIS. I forgot the circles but FUCK IT its old art I promise i'll post fanart about whats happening on the show
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Yes, i came back with THIS. I forgot the circles but FUCK IT its old art I promise i'll post fanart about whats happening on the show
THIS. FITS. not so perfect. Well maybe... WHY DID I WATCH THE NEW EPISODE? Red: Welcome to the crew. Grizz: Oh my gosh! I can't wait for my first battle! Blue: GUYS WHAT ABOUT ME? Red: Ya sure
ORIGINAL: CORN ON THE GUY AU: CORN DOGS Lavender: :O Blue: RED! Red: Ah, let her kiss a dog! Scarlet: *kisses her new pet in the lips*
Hi!
Welcome to the 2015 blog of Dick Figures and Chick Figures! In this blog we are very friendly (unless Red tries to kick in) BUT! They still swear and the same personalites. Well, except Scarlet and Stacy (bcuz in the original they’re sluts.) sooo…I cleaned them up, even Red (a little). Also, you can ask the past of DF or the future (when Blue married Pink).
Blue: Still the same personality, depressed, a smarty pants, but I changed his username. Instead of BlueBallz, I changed it to BlueNerd instead.
Red: I made him a bit more friendly now, but he’s still the same. He doesn’t do rule 34 or look at porn sites, but he still shits on Blue’s bed. Don’t worry, the thing that I haven’t changed about him is that he is Batman who likes to go on casinos, eat burritos, and fart all the time, even getting drunk but it wears off after 2 minutes. Username: BatzRed3
Lord Tourettes: My favorite spazzer! I changed him too. I made him be friendly with animals instead of murdering them (except for the bears). He still plays with his cute instruments, like the accordian. Although he’s friendly, ofc you can make him curse. User: Spazzy6131 (meaning Spazzy$&@!)
Jason: Instead of being a dick, he likes to hug anyone (TIGHTLY) and greet them like a dude. He still trolls though! He's very impatient when it comes for somebody to open that door whenever he's knocking. Jason became cool friends with Red and Blue now after working together on a gaming mission. User: HugTheTrollz0r
Pink: She’s very friendly and proud that Stacy has changed. She became friends with her again and hangout every time. Still, Pink is still a girlfriend (now a wife) to Blue. In the future, she’s strict and lectures a lot. User: PinkNice
Stacy: HERE WE ARE! Okay, for Stacy, I just love how I cleaned her. She still eats pixie sticks, swears, but NO rule 34. She’s perfect now, because I made her a very positive, sweet candy woman. She now throws parties like a normal way. She’s still drunk though! User: PartyCandy
Broseph: He’s the same, always saying “brah”, but instead, I made him do vine jokes saying “BRUH!” before Red could shove a burrito on his mouth.
Lavender: daughter of Blue and Pink, real name is Robin but I made it her middle name. From Blue, she’s depressed. From Pink, she’s confident.
Scarlet: Instead of bringing so much beer, I made her bring juice boxes instead because she drinks too much. She’s a cousin to Stacy and they get along well. She loves to shop and look for party dresses.
And there you have it! Now I know some of you who found this blog is VERY angry because of what I just did. This blog is for people who’s still in the DF fandom with partially clean minds.
Dick Figures meets Freddy Fazbear's Pizza (AU Thing)
LT (Lord Tourettes): COCK-a-doodle-DICK!
Blue: What the fuck is that a portal?
Red: WOOOOO PORTALLLL!
Blue: Red! It might lead us to-
Red: HELL HERE I CUM
(Ended up in a fandom town named 'FNAF'.)
Both: UGH!
Red: *gasp* Look Blue, we ended up in hell!
Blue: No! We ended up in a town called....Eff Naff?
Red: Or pronounced FUCK Naff...
Blue: EFF NAFF!
Red: FUCK NAF!
Blue: *stops fighting* Well whatever this is pronounced, let's ask someone.
Red: FUCK NAF!
Blue: Stop.
As they walk, they step onto a pizzeria...
Blue: Freddy Fazbear's- RED WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Red: IM GONNA GO INSIDE AND SING MY ABC'S YA!
Blue: WAIT!
Inside...
Chica: C-C-Come o-o-on everyone! Let's sing the ABC's!
Freddy: START IT BONNIE!
Phone Guy (Scott): NOOOOOO WHY
Bonnie: *turns head to the side creepily at him* SING
Scott: O_O Fine.
Bonnie: *starts guitar*
Blue: Dude! Why in the fucking world your gonna be listening to baby songs?
Red: Cause YOUR bore-dumb!
Blue: *stickpalm* Oh boy...
Freddy: A B C D E F G! Come on, everyone! Sing with me! OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE Or else I will be going ahead!
Scott: *sighs and sings sarcastically* H I J K- *sees Freddy glitch his head* O.o
Freddy: K IS FOR KILL L M N O P!
Blue: Red! Did you just hear what he just said?!
Red: :DP (this is a face of happy and being addicted like when Red sees sexy ladies his tongue sticks out with a :D face.)
Blue: Red? RED!
Red: :)
Blue: *goes in front and waves at his face* ANSWER ME! Ahh fuck it i'm gonna take you ou- AHHHH! *sees a hook and looks up*
Foxy: SING or ye walk the plank.
Blue: AHH!
Narrator (sounds like Blue or Zack Keller from DFTM): STILL TO BE CONTINUED