#blueisanerd

[askticcitobyshit]

Mun x Toby best ship OTP #confirmed.

WORST SHIP EVE R

S T O PP;;; ;;; 

- mun

[fedyavoidart]

*Rolls into your inbox* What is this I hear about commissions.

yeah i came up with prices cause my drawing tablet is on the verge of dying.originally, all three slots i opened were already filled by the time you sent this ask,

but since some chucklefuck thought it was hilarious to jerk me around (commissioning me, taking forever to pay, then immediately after, retracting the payment and deleting their DA account without so much as a word) i guess theres now one slot open again!!

Commission info such as pricing and stuff can be found either on deviantart

or here on tumblr

pls help a dumbass out :D

[askredrhymer]

HEY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO??? LJ x EJ FOR THE OTP MEME. (WHO NEEDS TO SPECIFY NUMBERS; JUST DO ALL OF THEM.)

1. Who is the most affectionate?

LJ

2. Big spoon/Little spoon?

LJ is the big spoon, EJ is the little spoon.

3. Most common argument?

EJ having to remind LJ that they shouldn’t kill children by tearing them to bits since he wants to harvest their organs for food.

4. Favorite non-sexual activity?

Chilling on the couch together while watching late night tv shows

5. Who is most likely to carry the other?

LJ

6. What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?

EJ likes that LJ makes work easy

LJ likes EJ’s shitty jokes

7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

EJ is in denial before he finally caves in and is like yeah ok let’s fuck

8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

I don’t think they’d have anything other than calling each other insults for nicknames

9. Who worries the most?

EJ

10. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

EJ

11. Who tops?

LJ

12. Who initiates kisses?

LJ

13. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

EJ

14. Who kisses the hardest?

LJ

15. Who wakes up first?

EJ

16. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?

LJ

17. Who says I love you first?

LJ

18. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)

EJ. Notes are just doodles of dicks and/or memes

19. Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?

Um

20. What do their family/friends think of their relationship?

Ummmm

21. Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?

LJ

22. Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?

EJ

23. Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

LJ

24. Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?

LJ

25. Who needs more assurance?

EJ

26. What would be their theme song?

No idea???????

27. Who would sing to their child back to sleep?

Assuming their child isn’t dEAD

28. What do they do when they’re away from each other?

EJ is relaxing or probably cleaning up around the house. LJ is fucking around and probably waiting for EJ to get back home.

29. one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart

No idea

30. one headcanon about this OTP that mends it

No idea

[maskedsart]

[jeff-the-killer]

Oh lord. Uh. "You won't believe what happened to this kid after he got doused in alcohol and bleach and lit on fire!" "5 new ways to become a popular creepypasta!" "Doctors hate him; find out this one weird trick for perfect eyesight!"

((”5 New Ways to Become a Popular Creepypasta!” was written by Jeff himself, and it consists of a single bullet-point:

Don’t))

(submit my muse as a clickbait headline)

[askticcitobyshit]

You run an Ask Ticci Toby blog. Why question anything. :p

shit boi u right

[jeff-the-killer]

Okay but have you played Overwatch yet Jeff. :^)

Yeah. My favorite character is Reaper because I’ve decided to embrace the Edgelord.

[maskedsart]

Doodles for you, my beautiful blue nerd. Laughing Jack belongs to @soggypastas.

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