#bluesrants

[thebluester2020]

Which bachelors do you think would be the biggest fools when drunk? I mean absolutely shit faced

OKAY OKAY I HAD TO DO SOME THINKING ABOUT THIS— But I think I've got a solid list down anon. [From most shit-faced to least shit-faced]

Sam: My reasoning is— I just feel like Sam isn't really much of a drinker to begin with, tbh? I'm not saying he would never drink (He strikes me as someone who has one drink and would just sip on it throughout the time he's with a group of friends. He's not screaming social drinker, but I can see him sipping on something to feel the buzz). Anywho, in the case of him accidentally not pacing himself and getting drunk, I feel like Sebastian + Abigail are going to experience either an extremely happy-drunk Sam or sleepy Sam. He's getting shit-faced as hell.

Alex: Lol he's a jock, for the sake of him wanting to stay healthy and not risk damaging his body in any type of way. I can't see him drinking either but in true jock fashion, he's definitely having his fun at a party or two so here's my thought process; he's getting the type of shit-faced that you'd only see in movies. Throwing up, drinking out of kegs while doing a handstand, probably kissing a few girls/dudes. The whole nine yards. He wouldn't be an absolute pain in the ass to deal at the start but once he starts throwing up then that's when you've got a problem.

Sebastian: Super in the middle between "not getting shit-faced and getting shit-faced". I don't know why, but I have a sneaking suspicion that he'd be able to hold his alcohol decently [Probably about 2 maybe 3 drinks]. Once he goes over that limit, I don't think he'd act stupid, but I think he'd act even more emo than he already does pfft. I'm talking acting all sad + probably wanting to sit in a corner trying to keep the room from spinning too much.

Harvey: I was tempted to put him higher in the list, but hear me out on this one, IT'S THE MUSTACHE. Agree to disagree with me on this one, but I have yet to meet a man with a good mustache who couldn't hold his alcohol. It comes with the territory. Either way, even if he were to get shit-faced drunk, I still feel like he'd be weirdly classy about it. He'd stumble around a little, maybe even become bolder (with his words rather than his actions), but he's retaining some sense.

Elliot: Another one I was gonna put higher on the list based on how quickly he started dancing in his saloon cutscene after one sip 💀 (But I'm standing firm on the idea that he wasn't immediately tipsy/drunk after one sip but more so just acting goofy/funny for the farmer, generally just adding good vibes to their hangout). But outside of that, I think he can hold his alcohol pretty well??? I can't see him getting shit-faced tbh, only super drunk to where he becomes a sleepy drunk or maybe even a romantic/bold drunk. Out of everyone on this list, I feel like he's the one you're getting an impromptu confession from.

Shane: Okay, putting aside that infamous cutscene of him on the cliff— he's the last one I'm expecting to get shit-faced. Sure, he'll get into a depressive/reflective mood when he's super drunk, but he's not acting completely stupid while drunk. I have to give him a little respect and say that he can hold his liquor lol. Not to mention, even if he could get shit-faced, you'e not seeing it. I imagine that when he plans to get aboslutely piss drunk, he's doing it in the privacy of his room or somewhere completely secluded.

a/n: Lol, this is coming from someone who doesn't drink. I had a few drinks once before, and I plan to never have a headache like that again 🫡

[thebluester2020]

THE CREATOR OF RIDGESIDE VILLAGE IS WORKING ON AN UPDATE FOR THE MOD, OMG

[thebluester2020]

Can we get some general headcanons about Blue herself?

Omg, people want to know more about me? 👉 👈 ✨✨

Here's some small details about me!

The slime on my intro post is from That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime (It's Rimuru!)

I'm a STEM major and studying to become a researcher (or doctor? Idk, let's see how far I get when it comes to the MCAT) 🫡

I've been writing since I was ten(?) I think??? It's been so long, man. But I've only seriously gotten into writing fanfics when Prey came out, so lowkey I have the Predator franchise to thank for steering me onto the path of writing fanfics lol.

Uhhhhh what else—

My favorite games are Skyrim and Elden Ring (My favorite characters from said games are Brynjolf and Messmer/Thiollier from ER)

I'm writing a book! Maybe one day I'll speak more on it—

I can draw!

My zodiac sign is a Gemini ♊️

I hope I answered this question correctly, anon! 😭 My life is pretty average, but tbh I prefer it that way. So long as I have my parents, my friends/dog, and my ability to be creative, life is good <33. Oh, and y'all that read my fics! I do all of this because studying science constantly gets dull (and cause Im a huge simp for fictional hot guys—), so you guys help break up the routine a bit! Thanks for reading my fics, you guys are awesome, and I hope you all have good days/nights wherever you may be from 🙇‍♀️

[thebluester2020]

Which of the Stardew bachelores like to do anal on their partner/have it as a regular occurrence? (Female or gender neutral reader)

Also my bad for wording this poorly.

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Okay, so Im adding you to my queue, but here's my thoughts for the moment—

Elliot: No [I feel like he'd find the concept a bit odd? But only because I believe he'd be one of those people who's like "??? Things don't go back there. That's unsanitary."]

Sebastian: Maybe [Probably seen one or two pornos about it. Looks hot, but he didn't have anyone to try it with until he met you. I think he'd like to give it a try, maybe once but never again since he'd think that your pussy would feel better tbh.]

Sam: Yes, but like—in a slight corruption kink sense [I think that because he likes you so much, he'd want to do it, but only because it's taboo and he wants to corrupt you a bit. Every first you have, he wants to be responsible for it and maybe even get you addicted to it a bit . Therefore, the idea of anal would appeal to him.]

Alex: YES [I don't have any extraordinary ideas for why he likes anal, man. I just think he likes it.]

Harvey: Hard No [He's a doctor lol. I don't think he would like it, mostly because it's unsanitary and—well, the risks that come with it. He's all about your health and safety.]

Shane: YES [Certified freak, he's been wanting to try anal with you LONG before you could even mention it to him, but the moment you do? Oh, he's all in right from the start, in fact? He's suggesting immediately that you two try it out that same night.]

[thebluester2020]

Rank the bachelors on who would hit the meanest to the whimpiest Dougie

PFFT OKAY

Sam = If the man can do a kick split in the air, I know he can bust another cool ass dance move.

Sebastian = You know how, when you're suddenly shoved onto the dance floor, and it takes you a minute to get into the vibe of actually wanting to dance? Yeah, that's Sebastian. I think he'd be pretty good at it (especially if he just watched Sam do it), but he'd have to get into the vibe first.

Alex = I already headcanon him as a jock type of person (Even though there's no colleges near Pelican Town—) BUT THE POINT IS— every college frat guy has to know how to dougie <33. He wouldn't be the best, but he'd get the job done.

Shane = Im being really generous with this placement seeing as I can't see him dancing much to begin with tbh. But enough alcohol and I think he'd be pretty surprisingly decent, not good, decent.

Elliot = Dances like he really doesn't know wtf to do with his legs or feet. It's embarrasing and you already regret asking him.

Harvey = HEAVY white boy energy when he dances. Like there's no rhythm, no style and he's not even following the beat or moves of the crowd 😭. You shouldn't have asked him, and quite frankly? It's better for everyone if he just stays away from dancing altogether.

But hey, these are my thoughts <33

[thebluester2020]

ilysm you write every stardew bachelor with such care, which made me wonder, do you have favorites? like ranked I LOVE YOUR WRITING

THIS IS SO SWEET 😭 🫶 ✨

I know that everyone wants their fav bachelor to be written with care, so I try to extend it to all of 'em! 🙇‍♀️ Even if I personally don't like them. (Cough Shane Cough)

ANYWHO—

My favorite bachelor's goes as follows.

JIO (Ik he's not canon, but he's canon to ME. I love him so much, that's my obsession. YALL SHOULD BE THANKING HIM CAUSE HE'S THE REASON I STARTED THIS BLOG <333)

2. Elliot (Men with long hair— my loves <33. Plus he's a writer. I love me some dudes who know a thing about poetry.)

3. Sam (I like blondes with pretty blue eyes, plus he's sweet and goofy. OH AND DUMPLINGSAN'S ART MAKES ME LOVE HIM EVEN MORE <333. The way they draw Sam is just— GOD. I WANT TO EAT THEIR ART)

4. Sebastian (He's just sweet? Plus I like how he has the most personality, in a way, out of all the bachelors. He's a dude who knows what he wants and works for it. I like that in a guy)

5. Alex (Ngl, I like him cause I imagine him as a hunky jock type of guy. His personality is— eh)

6. Harvey (May get hung on the cross for this one— BUT I DON'T LIKE HIM MUCH CAUSE HE'S DULL IMO. I get that he's sweet, has wholesome interests, and whatnot, etc. But deadass, I think he's just dull to me 'cause I have Jio. If he were out of the phot,o then Harvey would rank a lot higher ngl)

7. Shane (If you've been following me long enough, then you've probably heard me say I like dudes who are a bit mean— THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO HIM. He'd rank higher if he weren't an alcoholic tbh, I think his story to begin to recover is nice, and it makes me see him more as like "That one friend who's a bit rough around the edges and has some issues" but never as a potential romantic partner.)

[thebluester2020]

I just wanted to leave this here as someone from the US,

Keep your eyes and ears open as we go through another four years of a Trump presidency. Trump "saving" TikTok was a political PR stunt to get GenZ and younger generations to like him, he doesn't give a damn about you. All he cares about is serving himself and his rich friends, he's a convicted felon of 34 counts and a rapist. Elon Musk is a man-child who believes he's Tony Stark when in reality, he's nothing but another imbecile born into money.

Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook was originally a "Hot or Not" site to rate women. He's just as creepy as Trump and Elon. Because of greed, a lack of education, and this country's unaddressed history of racism, it's facing a narrow path of becoming similar to 1930s Germany before eventually burning to the ground. I urge everyone, American or Non-American to please remain educated and build communities. America is in an oligarchy right now, the rich at the top control everything while those at the bottom suffer and they're willing to do anything to keep the status quo while ensuring they continue to line their pockets even more.

If you're a Pro-Trumper, block me. If you're apart of the communities facing the ICE raids this coming Tuesday, please stay safe and remember that you don't have to answer any of their questions.

That's all y'all, stay safe and hopefully someone finds a Death Note and Trump's name is the first one on the list.

[thebluester2020]

Got any headcanons for Sebby with a 'no nonsense' attitude? Like she is genuinely sweet and kind but will absolutely to tell him to stop being a dick to Maru or something (call out his occasional bad attitude lol)

Okay, okay, here me out on this—

I can imagine that Sebastian would probably be slightly annoyed with this type of partner at the beginning stages. He would enjoy your sweet personality and how nice you are to him, of course, but the way you have no fear/shame of calling him out when he needs to be called out would sort of make him think that "Oh, this is just another person trying to control my life and tell me how to live it."

Or maybe some other one-liners like "Ah damn, another person to nag me."

"Ugh, don't people get tired of telling me what to do? Just cause this farmer has a big farm doesn't make them more knowledgeable than anyone else."

However— the second that he starts to take your advice (such as either telling him to quit smoking and he'll feel healthier and more energetic and/or to be nicer to his sister and he'll find out that he actually has a lot in common with her). He'll be straight amazed at how easier things are when he just takes your advice.

Now all of a sudden, he's going to you for anything he's unsure about.

If you're around and you see that he's not doing something right, then you'll tell him on the spot instead of letting him continue to mess it up and realize it later.

Also headcanoning that this type of farmer would be the type to confess their feelings first rather than the other way around

Kinda like "We're dating now," and the other person is like "Wait really? Okay."

BUT HEY THESE ARE JUST MY THOUGHTS <33333