Blue

22 | She/Her | MDNI | Howdy y'all ✨ 👋. I write smut about different characters from fandoms I like. Art Comms: Closed! [https://ko-fi.com/thebluester1006]

[thebluester2020]

"Welcome To The Slime Den!"

"Howdy person reading this, welcome to my 18+ writing page!"

Call me Blue or Bluester! || She/Her || 21 || Requests: Open || Art Comm(s) are CLOSED! || Feel free to talk to me through asks! I'm pretty friendly if not a bit of a yapper ngl.

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Multi-Fandom [I'm decently consistent in these following places, however—]

|| Stardew Valley || I. Recommended By Yours Truly :: [SDV] "Sins of the Guilty" Most Popular Work :: SDV Bachelors x Farmer Who Squirts

|| Fields of Mistria || I. Recommended By Yours Truly :: Balor Bending The Reader Over Next To His Wagon Most Popular Work :: FOM Bachelors x Sassy Farmer

|| Love And Deepsace || Recommended By Yours Truly :: N/A Most Popular Work :: N/A

|| Elden Ring || I. Recommended By Yours Truly :: "Shepard's Guidance"

Most Popular Work :: Thiollier Drabble

|| Zenless Zone Zero || I.

Recommended By Yours Truly :: [ZZZ] "How To Receive An A+ In Housekeeping"

Most Popular Work :: [ZZZ] Kinktober Day 2: Knotting

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Extra Information

♡ - Lol, I know I put my pronouns at the beginning of this masterlist, but I really don't care + won't get offended if you address me a different way. It's the internet. ♡ - I write afab and/or gender-neutral + male readers ♡ - I don't take nsfw writing requests involving minor characters from any form of media.

[I reserve the right to add onto this should the need arise]

⚠️ I don't believe that it is my job as a smut writer to be a beacon of safe or realistic sex. Everything I make is rooted in fantasy and unrealism ⚠️

"See ya later person who stumbled upon this cave of mine! While you're at it, search up these fellows of mine and follow 'em. They're the bomb.com!"

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["They're super sweet and have an amazingly cute art style! They're my main source of inspiration when it comes to anything I draw + write!"]

@cowfii [ I'd suggest following them on Twitter here! : https://x.com/cowfii_/media ]

Comm(s): Open! https://ko-fi.com/cowfii / YCH: Open! DeviantArt[NSFW]

["They're super friendly! And they draw A M A Z I N G Stardew Valley artwork! They currently have a comic in the works about their SDV OC, Pak! Give them a follow, you totes won't be disappointed in the slightest!"]

@dumplingsun

Comm(s): Closed!

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Organizations that I think y'all should donate/learn about!

Resources For Palestine!

Save The Polar Bears! [An organization that not only helps habitats for polar bears but climate change as well!]

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Ongoing Event(s):

N/A

[thebluester2020]

Would you mind doing stardew valley bachelors with a fem reader who has inverted nipples? Like, there's nothing touchable but the base, fully inside out kinda thing?

(its hard to explain, but YEs I have 'em. Totally safe, means I don't need padding in bras at least???)

😔 My pastime of playing NU: Carnival has effectively trained me to know what inverted nipples are. IM READY ANON 🫡

Aka meaning— YOURE ADDED TO THE LIST <33 (And you know what? Im adding a bit more fun to things via the bachelors trying their best to get the nipples to pop out. Like a lil game, you know)

[thebluester2020]

Hiiii Blue! It’s been a MINUTE (I’ve updated my blog name. It’s curlyhairkk)! I hope you are doing well. I’ve been going through some stuff and disappeared behind closed doors but I’m back and so excited to go through your posts since I was last here and see so much new (gooning) material. 🤪

Have some questions: Who is this Jio person you post about so much? 👁️👁️ And try to sell me on FOM because what do you mean there is a blue haired Howl? Hello? I need him immediately?

Anyway I normally send you some pretty detailed asks and I know you’re backed up on requests so no rush (I have lots to read and catch up on) BUT I was thinking about farmer x Sebby (because I’m a one trick pony) but could be all bachelors x farmer and you being their internet pen pal and then you move to stardew and they meet you and you mention things about your own pen pal that mysteriously line up with things they’ve only told THEIR pen pal? Maybe the farmer and their pen pal have exchanged pictures and videos of mutual masturbation and once they figure out it’s you they go crazy to have you in their reach in person. Again could be all bachelors, could just be Sebby. Whatever’s cool.

Okay well I missed you and I adore you and I’m so glad to be backkk! I’m screaming from the roof how much I love your work. I hope you can hear me. Okay byeee!

Okay first— SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO RESPONSE, DUDE.

But I really hope you're doing well, Curly! And that life is takin' it easy on you <3. I'm happy that you're enjoying the gooner stuff that I've been postin' on here as well 😩😩😩.

BUTTTTT to answer your question about my husband Jio— He's from a SDV mod called Ridgeside Village! He's an elf who serves as a ninja to a cult and is an absolutely AMAZING bachelor. He's the reason I started this blog in the first place, since I want more love for my favorite elf guy <3, he's just that good imo.

And YES, THERE'S A BLUE-HAIRED HOWL (Atleast that's who he reminds of anyway <3) IN FIELDS OF MISTRIA. The game is a super cozy, retro anime-styled farming sim with a wide cast of characters who interact with one another, making you really feel as if you're a part of a community. But to focus on Balor, he's a merchant and is very sweet. He has a bit of a past to him, based on some of his dialogue, and that mystery he provides just butters my biscuits and makes me keep coming back for more, tbh, since I love a good story attached to my favorite fictional dudes. And even if Balor turns out to not be your cup of tea, there's plenty of other characters with their own charm (Like as of right now, my favs are leaning towards Caldarus and Ryis 😩)

AND OF COURSE ILL TAKE THE REQUEST, YOU'RE ADDED TO THE LIST <333

[thebluester2020]

So… if you’re taking some fics ideas hehe

Sam have those lines about being busy/ focused on his game. Maaaybe the farmer does some stuff to grab his attention back?

Love yours fics ♥️

Oh, anon Im going to give you a big wet kiss on the cheek /j

YOU'RE ADDED TO THE LIST (Plus opportunity for my first Sam oneshot??? I gotta lock in on this one man)

[thebluester2020]

Simply thanking you for the delicious food 😙👌

AWW NP, IM GLAD FOLKS ARE LIKIN IT SO FAR T0T

[thebluester2020]

Hey blue! So recently I was reading head canons for another character and the post said "When you ask him to slow down he goes faster" and I'd like to see your take on that with the stardew bachelors? I mostly would like to see your take on that with Sebastian?

👀👀👀👀👀

Oh, you're so going into my list box, anon :)))

[thebluester2020]

I love your HCs! Could you possibly do one for the Stardew bachelors with a polyamorous reader plz?

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE COMPLIMENT ANON <333

ADDING YOU TO THE LIST <333 (For simplicity's sake, Ill pair up some bachelors just to stick with the poly theme rather than writing each character at a time <33)

[thebluester2020]

BLUE I LOVE YOU PLS DON’T GO BALD

ILYT MAN PFFT.

THAT'S MY WORST FEAR THOUGH DUDE, BEING A BALDIE???? (Deadass threw up in my mouth a lil at the imagination)

[spnfox]

Trying real hard to get out of my art slump.. have a little doodle I did today

[thebluester2020]

A-Am I simping for March—

No, it can't be— ITS JUST THE ARTIST'S ART BEING SO BOMB.COM TASTY

[dumplingsun]

Year 3. Krobus and Dwarf. "The Elemental Wars have long been finished! You have no reason to be fighting any longer. The two of you must make peace for the sake of the humans that live around you". - M. Rasmodius

I once started messing with stardew templates and came across a site from the official Stardew wiki that you can translate phrases into Dwarvish. and that spurred me on to jokes and stuff PFFF

also i confused fairy dust with butterfly powder in recent headcounts about Birdie, so I APOLOGIZE FOR the MISINFORMATION, my memory deceived me-

[wholeefrench]

redraw !!!! shane !!!! yeahhhh !!!

[thebluester2020]

Posting one of the fics I didn't get to post along with the batch either tomorrow or Saturday! (Most likely-ish Saturday? I'll be busy tomorrow 😔)

ALSO I'LL BE ANSWERING ASKS TONIGHT, MY BAD GUYS

[bundaskifli]

balor i'm gonna be real with you, no one's looking at that damn scar

[thebluester2020]

i loved the concept of your state mandated husbands fic so much it inspired me to write my own :) for now i don’t plan on ever posting it, but if i ever did want to post it would that bother you?

of course i would give credit and link to your fic/your account!!

T0T Im really flattered that you liked it that much, anon! But no! posting it wouldn't bother me at all, if something I wrote inspired you to write, then PLEASEEEE TAG ME (I like reading other people's works <33333)

[thebluester2020]

WE HAVE BEEN FEDDD 🙌🙌🧎‍➡️🧎‍➡️

🙇‍♀️ 🙇‍♀️ 🙇‍♀️ I still got more fics to cook up so— DONT GET FULL JUST YET I DIDNT GET TO POST ALL THE FICS THAT I WANTED TO SIGH

[thebluester2020]

me when Blue posted several fics at once in the morning:

HOLLY SMOKES THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS!! 😋

GAHHH IM GLAD YOU LIKE THEM DUMPLING 😭 IM FLUSTERED

[thebluester2020]

The knicks just won and blue posted life is amazing

GO KNICKS! 🏀