#bluesthebest

[ask-hyrules-local-shitheads]

Come on you two… serve the fans…

There, are you weirdos happy now???

. . .

Don't tell the others about this. This never happened.

. . . . .

Blue--

I heard you, idiot! Goddesses above--

So this never happened? Right?

It never happened. .

[ask-hyrules-local-shitheads]

WHYYYYYY WOULD YOU DO THAT- YOU SET IT SO LOW AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME ABOUT IT EITHER!!!!!

I didn't think they'd actually like the post that much-

YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!!! I SHOULD KILL YOU-

That's gonna have to be kiss me..

SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPP-

[ask-hyrules-local-shitheads]

how many oranges can you eat in an hour

Uh.. 1. I can't eat that many fruits in one sitting.

Thanks to my anatomy, which is superior to Blue's, I can eat as many as I want.

[ask-hyrules-local-shitheads]

are you guys gay for each other

Each.. other..? I think you've got the wrong guy. I'd be caught dead if I were ever into this asshole, and that's saying a lot because I've already died once.

No.

[ask-hyrules-local-shitheads]

Askbox Is Open

Welcome to the blooog losers. Send your questions my way and ignore the booger taking up half of the screen. MOTHER FUCKER- THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BLOG!

Tch, whatever. Here are the rules, assholes: No weird shit. No questions about politic shit or whatever Zelda does in that damn chamber. Any suggestive questions can go to me I'll answer them- No fucking hate mail or I'll beat you into next week--

All in all just don't be a bitch.

Or do, he folds easily. BITCH-

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Shadow goes by He/They/It

Blue goes by He/Him

#bluesthebest -> Blue replies

#shadowsrealm -> Shadow replies

#whothefuck -> Other Char replies

#guacamolerry -> OOC replies

#askofshame -> Anything suggestive {18+ blog but no NSFW - Basically mature stuff}

[touyatiredforthis]

@bluesthebest overheard Touya mumbling:

The what?

...

It's then that it dawns on him that he was heard. By the name holder.

"Oh, shit, fuck--"

He would then fumble on for another few, long, moments.

[monterraverde]

@bluesthebest

“H-hey, only I get to call myself that.” She groans, gently punching him in the arm with a small laugh.

[sacrxdfire]

I don't care what you think just battle me.

"WELL YOU ARE A MEAN ASS LOSER AND I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS SO.....

....

ahem. Of course I will battle you and don't go crying when I pound you to next week."

fists balled.