Small Hiatus

"Go ahead and send something, I'll be delighted to answer them, worms." "IGNORE THAT ASSHOLE-"

[ask-hyrules-local-shitheads]

Askbox Is Open

Welcome to the blooog losers. Send your questions my way and ignore the booger taking up half of the screen. MOTHER FUCKER- THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BLOG!

Tch, whatever. Here are the rules, assholes: No weird shit. No questions about politic shit or whatever Zelda does in that damn chamber. Any suggestive questions can go to me I'll answer them- No fucking hate mail or I'll beat you into next week--

All in all just don't be a bitch.

Or do, he folds easily. BITCH-

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Shadow goes by He/They/It

Blue goes by He/Him

#bluesthebest -> Blue replies

#shadowsrealm -> Shadow replies

#whothefuck -> Other Char replies

#guacamolerry -> OOC replies

#askofshame -> Anything suggestive {18+ blog but no NSFW - Basically mature stuff}

[ask-hyrules-local-shitheads]

Come on you two… serve the fans…

There, are you weirdos happy now???

. . .

Don't tell the others about this. This never happened.

. . . . .

Blue--

I heard you, idiot! Goddesses above--

So this never happened? Right?

It never happened. .

[ask-hyrules-local-shitheads]

WHYYYYYY WOULD YOU DO THAT- YOU SET IT SO LOW AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME ABOUT IT EITHER!!!!!

I didn't think they'd actually like the post that much-

YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!!! I SHOULD KILL YOU-

That's gonna have to be kiss me..

SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPP-

[ask-hyrules-local-shitheads]

Happy pride

how many likes for y'all to kiss... :hmm:

Happy pride...

You guys are really obsessed with the concept of us being that close. I'll humor you weirdos and take the bait just to prove you're all incapable of making that happen.

Good luuuuck~

[ask-hyrules-local-shitheads]

how many oranges can you eat in an hour

Uh.. 1. I can't eat that many fruits in one sitting.

Thanks to my anatomy, which is superior to Blue's, I can eat as many as I want.

[ask-hyrules-local-shitheads]

are you guys gay for each other

Each.. other..? I think you've got the wrong guy. I'd be caught dead if I were ever into this asshole, and that's saying a lot because I've already died once.

No.