what's up w/ twistedteeth?
Oh god bless america and her uncertain future NOW YOU GOT ME STARTED. I’ll try to stay chill about this.
(Okay so. The Original Warning Post is somewhere in the tag, but I wrote it more-than-partly as a way to understand what happened and why I felt so shitty every day when I knew them. I handled it sloppily and I’m really embarrassed by it. This tag is the main goodies, where I keep pieces written by a few the friends I made BECAUSE OF this drama.)
Twistedteeth, Ghostoakes, Tucker Guyn, whoever, is a dude who comes to you, tells you sob stories about things like… having had breast cancer for 4+ years that’s untreatable because of sepsis (which, when I repeated this to people with medical knowledge, got me laughed at pretty hard) and that a ton, I’m talking like more than I have fingers, of decently-known artists have betrayed, stalked, and/or abused them. I recall Twistedteeth calling two gay(*?) artists “homophobic”. Yyyyyyyuh.
Twistedteeth seeks out people they think are important, flatters them to hell, and then lies about them when they inevitably split. Basically.
They love indulging you these little “secrets” that actually, 2 or 9 people have already heard. Witnesses (including me) recall them claiming to have been exorcized, homeless, attacked on many occasions for being too androgynous and beautiful, to have carried/saved/been depended on by women they’d just met, to have raped someone, to have murdered someone (I have literally heard from people who have said they’ll admit it when asked, and give a location), to have special bones, to have been doomed to be a monster by things their parents did, etc., etc., anything to be more special than you.
(Demon child of Goku and Alucard. One black bat wing and one tattered angel wing. Weapon: Excalibur. Backpack: the cross Jesus was crucified on.)
Twistedteeth, Ghostoakes, Tucker Guyn, etc, as you might expect, is not above adding you to this list of abusers for any number of reasons, real or exaggerated or plain made-up. They tried to get me to stop talking to a few people including VCR-wolfe early on, and I’ve heard tell of guilt-trips and “YOU BETRAYED ME”-flavored vent art if you don’t. Guilt-trips in general. If you’ve never been in an abusive relationship before, Twistedteeth/Ghostoakes is a great place to get one.
I’ve seen them go from saying they were abused and misgendered when talking to SJ groups, to telling 4chan that “Tumblrinas” are writing dumb callout posts about them because we’re all just special snowflakes uwu. Totally conditional behavior, no respect for facts. Whatever gets you to like ‘em.
They’ve also extorted money from at least one person and flubbed on a few hefty commissions that I know of, so not financially safe, either.
There’s a ton of other stuff but I haven’t confirmed ‘em with multiple people. AND WORTHWHILE PROOF IS SO FUCKING HARD TO GET WHEN THE DUDE’S TELLING EVERYONE DIFFERENT SHIT. Thankfully(?) they can’t seem to shake their impulse to use people.
Twistedteeth, Ghostoakes, Tucker Guyn, electric boogaloo, is a pain in the ass who will seemingly never admit to wrongdoing unless it helps them against another foe– and they will certainly never admit to a lie they made about themselves, even assuring anyone who asks that they’re a murderer (quite unlikely, imo) to avoid being outed as a fake. People who make up with them eventually come back feeling like they only offered to change temporarily.
Seemingly just a clusterfuck of malignant behavior hidden under a thin veneer of cum and sadness.
T-L-D-R, my one true beef with Ghost Oakes is that they lied about me and I had to do the dirty work of waiting for friends and acquaintances to realize I don’t hate trans people and whatever else. They also kinda made me think that I was an evil person and simultaneously losing my mind, because every time I questioned them I was told I was morally unsound for not believing them. I was willing to overlook that as my own weakness, but I stopped giving them the benefit of the doubt when I heard from like 10 other people who had the same stuff happen.
I’M ALSO MAD! THAT TWISTEDTEETH TELLS PEOPLE WE DATED WHEN I NEVER FUCKING WANTED THAT TO EVER HAPPEN, AND TURNED THEM DOWN FOR A RELATIONSHIP/DIDN’T COMMISERATE THEIR CRUSH O V E R AND O V E R.
EVEN AND ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SENT ME AN ANON PRETENDING TO BE A PERSON WHO “SHIPPED US”.
I’M SO CHILL.
Thank you for asking for more info, though.














