#blunted edge

[housemarcellus]

4, 11, 16, 17

4: 3 things I love

My immediate family (daughter, husband, mother, in that order), cigarettes, being right

11: What do I miss

Being able to take a shit in private and being able to wear single-digit sized pants/dresses.

16: Favorite place

Nowhere that exists irl

17: Favorite food

Right now? Probably gyoza.

[housemarcellus]

19, 24, 35

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

[previously answered]

24. What are you sitting on right now?

My gloriously gigantic ass, which is currently in a relatively comfortable black computer chair from Office Depot.

35. Did you have a dream last night?

I had two that I remember. Both were surprisingly not nightmares, and both times I was a man.

In the first dream I was Steve Cortez, and I was playing poker with James Vega, and he was out of money so we decided to start betting dares. He was talking so much shit, and at one point I had a decent hand and said, “Okay fine, but if I win, you have to kiss me.” The look on his face was priceless and it got even better when I added, “With tongue.” And he threw his cards down and whined and eventually left and I couldn’t stop laughing. As he was walking out the door, I called after him through my tears, “Oh that’s right, I forgot you like bears.”

In the second dream I was my universeless OC, Liam Cassandros (who is the person you see twice in my blog’s theme), except I was still me. I had been transformed into him, and I showed up at ap0state's house in a suit with a bouquet of flowers and her mom answered and said, “You know she has a boyfriend, right?” And subtly gestured to how I looked and said, “Ah yes, 'boyfriend'. Anyway, tell her I’m here.”

[jamwasp]

blunted-edge replied to your post:I hate innocently searching for reference pics of...

humanity is amazing, isn’t it? the endless knowledge and communication possible with the internet yet we make horrific TES mods instead

if only we could turn that energy towards curing the world of diseases or making marriageable Urag gro-Shub mods

I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT I AM NOT EASILY SQUICKED.  I got into TES fandom by writing for the kinkmeme and not many things phase me because I have seen some shit and survived.  Charus, though.  Chaurus.

[jamwasp]

blunted-edge replied to your post:daisyloveletters replied to your post:Lucien...

even if he never ventured into society for basic necessities that still means he’d have to produce them himself. lucien lachance tending a potted tomato plant. lucien lachance tailoring his own clothes. lucien lachance milking a goat.

her name was nanny nightspirit and that goat had nothing but the cold of the void in her heart