#blur problems

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BLUR PROBLEM #92: *me hiding from a serial killer*

Me: omg im gonna die if he finds me

Serial killer: confidence is a preference to the mutual voyeur

Me: IT'S HABITUAL, DIMWIT

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Blur Problem #91

Sending a Blur playlist to a stranger who heard you talking how awesome the band is and knowing whether they will love it or hate it. There will be no in between.

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Blur Problem #90

There are two types of Blur fans: the one that gets sad and listens to Parklife album to cheer up and be happy again the one that gets sad and listens to 13 only to disgrace theirself even more

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Blur Problem #88

When you misspell damon albarn as "damn barn"

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Blur Problem #87

That moment when Damon asked Graham if he swallowed helium

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Blur Problem #86

I still got no trimm trabb

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Blur Problem #85

Me to my professor: you must be sunday ‘cause you make me sleep

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Blur Problem #84

Avoiding all work 'cause there's none available