#blurrways

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I guess the Toxic Yaoi is back on the table, my friends. (Click for better quality and to ready everything.

These two were inspired by the lovely @tachyon-omlette. They provided the prompts, I chose the pictures.

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Got some more Armada memes

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Oooohhhh Blurrways...

Safe me Blurrways...

I'm okay, don't worry. Just thinking about my favourite doomed/toxic yaoi again...

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Hiiii, hello! 12 to 15 for a character of your choice, please (ramble on, I'm curious)

Oh, for you my dear dear friend, I’ll do Armada Blurr! This shall be the return of the king, baby!

(Please keep in mind that I’m answering this from a Blurrways kind of standpoint. Which means, this is going to be self-indulgent to the sky and back.)

12. Crack headcanon

Blurr is very handsome underneath his helmet. To a point, where he can’t even uncover his lips without distracting others on the battlefield. Let alone his whole face.

It’s why he started wearing a full helmet, which he could transform away/take off, if he wanted to.

13. Dumbest thing they’ve ever done

He fucked the apocalypse and had a daughter with him.

Getting together with Sideways and marrying him is the dumbest thing he could have ever done. And he didn’t even know who he was dating/marrying at that point. But when he found out, oh boy! Trust me, he was already dealing with the reputation of being Cybertron’s weirdest monsterfucker when the revelation came that Sideways could turn into static (which he already knew, by the way, and was very into), but them finding out Sideways was/is some kind of vessel for Unicron?

Guy went from weird monsterfucker to apocalypse fucker faster than he could ever accelerate.

14. Most heroic moment

Beating Unicron with the rest of his team, I guess. Although, I think his most heroic deed outside that was leaving Sideways to protect his daughter from him and handing that idiot the divorce papers.

15. Worst thing they’ve ever done

Leaving his life as a champion racer from Velocitron to go and join a war that wasn’t waged on his home planet. Becoming an expert marksman unrivalled by many and left feeling empty after the war was over. Sure, he went on with his life, but granted, races aren’t like they used to be, and his dreams are as haunted as the battlefields he was deployed to.

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I'm currently watching Armada with a friend and came upon this scene.

Everyone else is dealing with soldiers normally, only Blurr gets this treatment. And these aren't even Minicons, they're normal fucking soldiers kneeling in front of a guy. Like, damn, he probably has his own fan club/simps, or something.

Sideways really lucked out, huh.

Also, MEMES!

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I might not have posted much about Blurrways in a while, but I'm stull unhinged about them and their messy divorce.

Also, just so my fellow Blurrways enjoyers know, I have plans for them and headcanons regarding both Energon and Cybertron.

Their divorce is as messy as ever, and Sideways is still as much of a simp for his gunslinger husband as before, while Blurr would love his ex to stop harrassing him. He's busy raising their daughter and keeping her from harm, damn it.

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Okay, last contripution for today.

And while I'm sure only three will get it, and hopefully find it as funny as I have, I spend time making it, so it gets on here.

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*kicks my feed*

Heh, them. <3