#blushift

[bleugangsta]

It’s a good day. So good, in fact, that I’m sitting here listening to music like a much more elegant man does.

[donal3o]

hey so. would u guys care if I started posting here about my au. just like random shit + info

yes or yes

[orostodeumassassino]

me next.

[bleugangsta]

Should I invest in a machete? Or perhaps an axe? I have a bit I need to commit to.

[bleugangsta]

They keep trying to make me do things. You’d think they’d have quit by now.

[bleugangsta]

Learning that many spies apparently have both a wife and at least one child that they left behind.

Fortunately, both of those followed me here. They keep me sane.

[bleugangsta]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

It would be better if you cooperated with us instead.

[donal3o]

BLUShift stuff that I’ve already talked about in ummm other places. it’s kinda incoherent there but I’m gonna try to make more sense here. I also kinda want my au to be like an open world I have this excessive dream of having a very small fandom. anyway

ummmm if I sound unsure and as if I don’t know anything, that’s because I DONT and I’m also scared of doing this on tumblr </3. today’s post will be focused on my own team tho

But anyway, my BLUShift team is very comparable to what you see in FNAF (2 and I think security breach sometimes), where they have this sense of superiority; they think they’re better than these clones they’re now forced to fight with because… well, they ARE better these aren’t like unfounded claims.

They’re stronger and most have certain abilities and mutations and such that help them, they’re incredibly adaptable to their locations, all very friends with each other (improved teamwork I guess), and most importantly: have very little regard for life or people or morals. Much of my team, and many other BLUShift teams, come from a world where they are unwanted and even sometimes hunted down; to be now held on a pedestal because you’re the best thing to come to BLU gives them an ego like never before (given, a lot of them already had an ego. they are just now free to actually act on it)

As a result, most of my team does not like clones one bit. If they were to come to the base of almost any BLUShift team, they wouldn’t come back out.

Thats their one downside, actually: they’re willing and sometimes even desire to kill their own BLUs. Consequences don’t seem to affect their actions in any way, and they know that nobody’s going to get rid of them if they still want to win. As far as my team knows, they rule this damn world. Their win rate is insanely high because RED hasn’t been able to get to these monsters before BLU can

um that’s all for today thanks guys for listening