Monsieur Fonteneau… or am I?

Oh wait, I am! How exciting! //ASKS OPEN! Have fun :3

[bleugangsta]

I’ve seen colleagues and enemies alike on here, and I too have unrestricted internet at my disposal!

BLU… though I guess you couldn’t tell, because I’m not full of misery like the rest of these cold toned halfwits.

If only my coworkers were here.

// HELLO! I’m Mod Pennies, This is my first time trying to seriously keep up with a blog like this and I’m like. nervous please don’t be mean I am sensitive </3

OH I don’t know French in any capacity. I’m using google translate so sorry about that.

Ummmm I use tone tags… Adonis does not and vro desperately needs them. I’ll just tone tag everything in the tags if I think it’s unclear

Shipping is FINE I love to ship…….. my Spy is poly and I do not care as long as it’s not spyscout! NO NSFW tho, suggestive and general romance is fine (I’m 16+ so you can cuss at me don’t worry /silly).

As always, DNI bigots (homophobes, transphobes, racists etc), proshippers, NSFW blogs also pls. I get noivous

OKAY LAST DISCLAIMER: I know what timeframe TF2 takes place in but I sorta just don’t care. My Spy plays video games and listens to Michael Jackson (and whatever music I see fit) and uses library computers. TBH outside of issues he’s faced from his blackness, I do what I want. Speaking of, I’ve created lore + backstory for this guy and, if it comes up in asks or posts or whatever, it may or may not cover heavy topics such as self harm, paranoia, and racism (including hate crimes such as 1ynching). They’ll be tagged, but be careful anyway!

Ok spy intro time

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Adonis Fonteneau — Voice Claim: Nigel | Rio

REF SHEET, PLAYLIST + INFO BELOW… PROBABLY TEMP BC ITS SO MESSY </3

The Only Reason I Don’t Go Insane, Probably

(The playlist name is in-character) Not era-accurate! This is the shit Adonis listens to. Projecting my inconsistent genres on her, but hone

Late 30s-Mid 40s

AMAB, but is Pangender - He/Her (no preference)

Poly, Demiromantic, Panromantic, insert microlabels here

Born a Black American in Louisiana with one French parent. Speaks French fluently and more or less adopted the accent fully for “safety”.

Around 6’8, gigantism runs in his family!

Trying to quit smoking to prevent increasing the chance of heart issues any further (from the aforementioned gigantism)

Horrible at sarcasm and jokes, tries anyway

Very specific and choosy his behaviors and uses as few words as possible.

Probably human and normal

World’s most autistic ever

Can sing!

Super black eyes! And also large pupils.

Lies for sport. Like for no reason at all

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//TAGS I USE!

#❔ — Replying to asks (IC)!

#❓ — Replying to asks (OOC)!

# 🛜 — The ramblings of an insane man (IC posts/rants lmao)

#❕ — Triggering topics ahead!

#🔆 — OOC posts!

#⚠️ — Reblogs! (IC or OOC whatevs)

//YAYAYAYAYYYYYY THANKS FOR READING BYEEEEE

[theblumedic2]

Look at all my goodies! No touching.

[bleugangsta]

Is it supposed to be rusty?

[theblumedic2]

Better to give the enemy team tetanus.

[bleugangsta]

That’s… no, that’s not how that works…

[theblumedic2]

Look at all my goodies! No touching.

[bleugangsta]

Is it supposed to be rusty?

[polite-espionage]

“Hello there, my friends!”

↓↓↓ (info!)

All posts will be tagged with “#Polite replies! 💛”! Mod notes will added if needed.

Some of the asks I may draw for, but don’t be disappointed if I don’t draw yours! This is to prevent burnout.

Please try to keep asks as sfw as possible since the mod is a minor. Romantic/ship asks are allowed though!

If you have any questions, hit me a dm! I’ll try to respond as quickly as possible.

Thank you! And have fun. 💛

[bleugangsta]

Good morning (2:30 am). I’m out of things to do instead of paperwork. So I’m here.

[theblumedic2]

you are no medic,you are The Spy!

Ha! No. I wish...My team would trust me more.

[bleugangsta]

Don’t get your hopes up. They make me say a pledge of honor before a round of UNO.

[theblumedic2]

Of course they do...

They make me put duck tape on my mouth before I join any team activities.

[bleugangsta]

Eat the tape. You have to think outside the duct.

[theblumedic2]

you are no medic,you are The Spy!

Ha! No. I wish...My team would trust me more.

[bleugangsta]

Don’t get your hopes up. They make me say a pledge of honor before a round of UNO.

[bleugangsta]

Mr. Spy, do you have a favorite flower? -🐕

I’m not a flower person. Flytraps, however…

If you must know, trumpet pitchers are my favorite.

[iridescent-firelight-deactivate]

The quiet Pyro approached the much taller man, reaching up to gingerly tug on his sleeve to catch his attention, and offered him a drawing.

[bleugangsta]

Oh, this is WONDERFUL! I’m sure I can find room on my wall somewhere, not that I’m opposed to moving things.

Thank you again!

[bleugangsta]

chicken alfredo, steak alfredo, or shrimp alfredo? (i’m so gluttonous that i’d do all)

Spaghetti.

[bleugangsta]

Mr. Spy, do you have a favorite flower? -🐕

I’m not a flower person. Flytraps, however…

If you must know, trumpet pitchers are my favorite.

[bleugangsta]

It’s spring. This means that we have to rearrange our base.

That’s the problem with having season-based bases, but it also keeps our opponents on their toes. And in the mud.

[bleugangsta]

*steals your carrots and spills your wine during the process of my cheeky thievery*

Wrong room. I don’t drink. Leave my team’s things alone.

Of course, if it’s who I think it is, I don’t think she’ll give a damn.

[kandimunch]

well if i stalked long enough, i would know. /j

[bleugangsta]

As my kids would say… mid stalking.

[bleugangsta]

meow i’m definitely not kandi. meow im a homeless cat in need of food immediately meow 🐱

You know you left your account name on, right?

I’m not a fan of pets, either. Begone… again.

[bleugangsta]

*steals your carrots and spills your wine during the process of my cheeky thievery*

Wrong room. I don’t drink. Leave my team’s things alone.

Of course, if it’s who I think it is, I don’t think she’ll give a damn.

[bleugangsta]

Laying on the floor… a luxury most Spies are too uppity to appreciate.

[bleugangsta]

would you love me if i was a orangutan but all i could do is spin on tree branches and ignore all questions, comments and concerns?

Important factor: I don’t love you. Or like you, even. Or tolerate you.

[kandimunch]

okay but what if i was bird

[bleugangsta]

Look up ortolan bunting.

[bleugangsta]

would you and bleu ever wanna just. hug it out orrr

I could go for a nice dinner and everything. Hugs sound uncomfortable on my end… he doesn’t seem tall enough for me to stand up.