Look down.

Wow, you listen to any guy on here? No wonder I win all my matches.

[orostodeumassassino]

Was told that everyone here was rage-inducing. Good thing I never get angry.

Oh, and I’m the BLUShift Sniper.

// HEY ITS PENNIES AGAIN, same guy who runs @bleugangsta and also mainer of @donal3o!! Turns out this is fun and I wanna do it more so I have another rp acc of my sniper oc of the same team!!

Gonna also use this acc to explain my tf2 au, BLUShift, where after way too long of BLUs getting their asses handed to them, they start trying new things; hiring the… crueler, less human of them, and the tides start turning in power. So far I have blogs for my Sniper (this one) and Spy (above!) My team is NOT clones, but they can be (it’s less clone and more mutants but)! It would. It would be so cool if other people made BLUShift mercs….

ummmm refer to this post for my boundaries I’d rather die than retype them, shipping is also fine here. Once again I don’t know Portuguese and I am using google translate…….

OH OH different tws, mentions of blood and gore, potential mild body horror (including body mods), staring/eyes, and cannibalism! Also canon typical violence I guess

OKAY now that that’s established, Sniper info below!!

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Joao Santos — Voice Claim: Marcos Valle

REF SHEET FOR NOW + INFO BELOW!

41 y/o

He/They/It, transfem

Poly, neptunic, demiromantic

Brazilian, speaks Portuguese, enough English and minimal French

6’2

Impaired/low sense of smell/taste

Pretty fucking mean. Like Adonis but worse.

Does not throw piss, but acid.

Blackened teeth, dyed face + ears, maned wolf legs + tail

#1 Adonis apologizer (also in a QPR with her)!!

// TAGS!

#intruder — Replying to asks (IC)!

#pennies’s preply — Replying to asks! (OOC)!

#lazing around on my tablet — IC posts!

#pennies’s prattles — OOC posts!

#uh oh! — triggering topics ahead!

#found you — Reblogs!

[orostodeumassassino]

i wish there was a way to make myself venomous.

by now i should be toxic, but the REDs don’t eat others.

i want them to go home after a match and realize they’re still losing.

as long as we’re here, they will forever be at a loss. their golden age is over. we are bigger than them.

[orostodeumassassino]

today, a RED Scout knocked over a tub of nitric acid while trying to check if i was dead (i wasn’t, ha-ha!)

i’ve never seen someone lose all their skin that quickly. very nice

unfortunately inedible. and i have to make a new batch.

[orostodeumassassino]

Ok in ur opinion…..is animal print tacky?-bea @ur-fave-sawyer

animal print is okay on others. dark blue and cheetah print… my favorite.

i am the least biased person to ask. gave my body a permanent animal print.

[ur-fave-sawyer]

YESSS CHEETAH PRINT IS SO CUNT

[orostodeumassassino]

i might be thinking of leopard print.

i don’t actually know the difference.

[ur-fave-sawyer]

Cause I bought this totally cute top the other day and my teams spy called me tacky!

[orostodeumassassino]

i think it’s nice. maybe it’s the pink part?

messes up how the rest of it looks; makes the print too pink.

but if you like it i don’t care.

[orostodeumassassino]

Ok in ur opinion…..is animal print tacky?-bea @ur-fave-sawyer

animal print is okay on others. dark blue and cheetah print… my favorite.

i am the least biased person to ask. gave my body a permanent animal print.

[ur-fave-sawyer]

YESSS CHEETAH PRINT IS SO CUNT

[orostodeumassassino]

i might be thinking of leopard print.

i don’t actually know the difference.

[orostodeumassassino]

Ok in ur opinion…..is animal print tacky?-bea @ur-fave-sawyer

animal print is okay on others. dark blue and cheetah print… my favorite.

i am the least biased person to ask. gave my body a permanent animal print.

[orostodeumassassino]

advice for enrichment?

for a 26 year old. thank you.

[espionnage-bleu]

I have an entire box of bugs. it will be given to you. This is not a threat. It is a promise.

I will pass it down to Pyro with a box of matches, merci.

[bone-collector1932]

Why are you evil.

[espionnage-bleu]

Do not send bugs to someone who does not like them.

[orostodeumassassino]

offer still open?

[bleugangsta]

I’m running out of room for tattoos. Even my face isn’t unmarked.

What am I supposed to do when I want to feel pain and no fear now??

[orostodeumassassino]

can I finally poison you this time or no ?

in like a cake or something. so you won’t be scared because it tastes good

can’t bake for shit though, maybe the char will kill you first

[orostodeumassassino]

me next.

[orostodeumassassino]

so

i broke three of my chromatography columns. $500 each.

might let a RED kill me next match.

[orostodeumassassino]

I think she’s just so beautiful. Like a beloved pet who was perfectly taxidermied. Preserved in the snow of his skin like a dead mountaineer.

[orostodeumassassino]

Teeth and lips and fingers like frostbitten limbs. Snake tongue that she poisoned himself with. Metal in her skin and covered in black; a funeral for Frankenstein’s Monster.

[orostodeumassassino]

I think she’s just so beautiful. Like a beloved pet who was perfectly taxidermied. Preserved in the snow of his skin like a dead mountaineer.

[orostodeumassassino]

I don’t actually like sniping that much, but I’m good at it. They just handed me a gun, and I pretend to use it.