Earth to Duchess by Admiral at the Bow of Nails
Disclaimer: No one owns Loki; he’s just a hot pain in my sass. No one owns Thor. I don’t own Marvel, Viacom, SHIELD, Darcy Lewis, Drs Erik Selvig and Jane Foster or Marvel's interpretation of an Einstein-Rosen bridge. Mythological similarities are mostly coincidental
A/N: Part 1 of the Sigyn Timeline of the Duchess Series, (find masterlist here)! This part directly follows Chapter 7. Still looking for a beta for future chapters, so if you’re interested, hit me up
Series Warnings: Loki/fem!reader. Reader has nickname and backstory but no physical description. Language; fluff; smut: vaginal intercourse (m/f), panty theft, masturbation, cunnilingus, fingering, public nudity; drinking; seismophobia. Warnings will be added as the series goes on. I’m considering adding additional pairings with other characters. Let me know if that’s something you’d be interested in.
Series Summary: This series begins during Thor (2011) and generally follows along that plot. After Loki’s visit to the SHIELD encampment, the timeline branches
Timeline Warnings: Pregnancy, torture, Odin being his usual shitty self
Timeline Summary: This timeline follows the Sacred Timeline through the end of Thor (2011), at which point you're stranded on Asgard until the end of Avengers/beginning of Dark World
Chapter Summary: You prepare for your next trip to Asgard and catch up on what's been going on in Puente Antiguo
On your bed you find the PJs you were wearing when you arrived in Jötunheimr. Everything is clean and neatly folded. Notably, your panties remain missing.
After taking extra care to pack half your lingerie and consumable necessities, you place the bag on your alter, asking “Um…could you get these to Asgard when you have a chance?”
“Of course, darling,” the bag vanishes and you jump. That’s going to take some getting used to.
You pour yourself another cup of tea and change your clothes, hanging your overdress and cloak, then tossing the underdress on the dry clean pile. The kransen and broaches are carefully placed with your jewelry collection.
You make a mental note to repot your rootbound plants in the morning if you’re still here, then pickup your phone to respond to Darcy.
Darc’ 12:51 PM: A bunch of guys from something called Shield came and stole all our equipment
Darc’ 12:52 PM: WTF?! They took my ipod! I just downloaded 30 songs onto it. Damnit
Darc’ 1:41 PM: Jane left. Apparently decided to take Thor (hella cut homeless guy) to get Meyu-meh. He says it’s a hammer
Me 11:47 PM: Hey, sorry for not responding earlier. I didn’t have my phone on me. Any word from Jane?
Me 11:48 PM: You’re not going to believe this, but I’ve been with Thor’s brother for the last 24-ish hours
Darc’ 11:52 PM: He has a brother? How do you know his brother?
Darc’ 11:53 PM: Selvig thinks he’s crazy. Are you sure this is the same guy?
Me 11:54 PM: We’re definitely talking about the same person. I saw Thor last night
You pause, wondering how exactly you’re going to explain how you ended up in Jötunheimr, or how you know Loki for that matter. You comb your nails up your scalp and realize you forgot to pack hairbands, “Shoot.” You get up and put about 20 hair ties on your wrists. That should hold you over until the next time you get back.
Me 5-3-11 12:15 AM: I’ve been having these weird dreams for a while. I thought they were just dreams until last night
Me 12:16 AM: Thor’s brother, Loki, was always in them. Last night I woke up (and I know how crazy this sounds) in Jötunheimr. Not Norway. A completely different planet or universe or something
Me 12:18 AM: Loki and Thor and some other Asgardians were there. Loki took me to Asgard. He just got me home a few hours ago
Me 12:20 AM: Actually, the Bifrost (this rainbow bridge we used to get back) left some interesting markings on the street. I’ll go down and take a pic. They look like something Jane would be into
Darc’ 12:25 AM: Yea, that’s how Thor got here. Thanks for the pic. It’s the only piece of evidence we’ve got now that stupid Shield took all our stuff
Me 12:31 AM: Loki should be there in a few hours. Hopefully the five of you will be able to work something out with Shield and get Thor settled on Earth
Me 12:33 AM: Loki’s trying to keep things stable politically, but I can tell he misses his brother
Me 12:34 AM: I’m going to crash soon. I might end up over there or in Asgard or wherever Loki is. I don’t think he’s doing it on purpose, but I keep teleporting if I’m asleep when he’s upset
Me 12:38 AM: At least that’s the common denominator so far. Anyway, rest has been hard to come by
Me 12:39 AM: If you don’t hear from me for a few days, it’s most likely Asgard, but I’m sure Loki and Heimdall will get me home as soon as they can
Darc’ 12:40 AM: Ok, get some sleep. I might see you in a few hours. Let me know when you’ve got your phone next
