Reindeer Games
(To the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")
Panties got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Culver, Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Loki
But as for me and Sigyn, we believe
I'd been drinkin' too much egg nog
And they'd begged me not to go
But I'd left my medication
So I stumbled out the door into the snow
When they found me Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on my forehead
And incriminatin' love stabs on my back
Panties got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from Culver Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Loki
But as for me and Sigyn, we believe
Now we're proud of Angrboða
She's been takin' this so well
See her in there watchin' Ice Age
Drinkin' mead and playin' cards with Thor and Hel
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