[Eric Cartman voice: “Maury, I am out of control”]
Ya girl is BACK with yet another weirdo for the bunch. I’ve been yelling for someone to bring MBJ every. single. time. someone’s asked for wanted FCs and now here we are.
MAJOR MONTGOMERY is a 31 year old from BEAUMONT, living in Beaumont for the past 31 YEARS. HE is a PSYCHIC MEDIUM AND CLAIRVOYANT and in his downtime loves WORKING ON HIS PODCAST/VLOG CHANNEL and HOMEBREWING IN HIS SHED. He looks an awful lot like MICHAEL B JORDAN. (ooc: rose, 26, she/her, cet).
Major Montgomery is as local as it gets. Grew up right next door to the Picturehouse with his parents, grandma, and sister. Used to sneak into screenings all the time as a kid, now actually mostly pays for his tickets.
He has spent pretty much his entire life in his hometown. He and his family went to a wedding in Alabama once, and that one still feels like a grand adventure.
Already in childhood, it became apparent to everyone that Major shared his Ma’s gift of clairvoyance, but it was still a surprise to most people when he decided to follow in her footsteps and try to make a living as a psychic medium.
Of course, there are those who say that Ma and Major are nothing but hack frauds.
He has a real deal fucking crystal ball though, so your move, haters.
Unfortunately, there’s only so much money to be made from speaking with the dead in such a small town, so Major has his side hustles.
Most notably, he’s got his own homebrewing station in ye olde shed — his Spiritual Healing beers are kind of iconic, and particularly in the fall season, he dabbles in cider brewing. Also may have something stronger if you ask real nice and quietly...
He also runs his very own podcast, which covers both paranormal matters and true crime stories... and is kind of an unfocused mess. It comes with a YouTube channel as well, chiefly because he realized that people think he’s kinda hot.
There was also a brief TikTok phase, but we don’t speak of that one.
tbh that’s all I have right now, he’s kind of a work in progress. But dude is both local & social, so feel free to assume all of the connections!
AINSLEY CLARKE is a 26 year old from ATLANTA, GEORGIA, living in Beaumont for the past 1 YEAR. SHE is a SELF-PUBLISHED WRITER and in her downtime loves WRITING and PAINTING. She looks an awful lot like ALICIA VIKANDER. (ooc: mesloh (mez-low), 24, she/her, est)
Ainsley was born in Dallas, TX. However, she was raised in a suburb of Atlanta. It’s always easier for those who live in a suburb of Atlanta to say they are from Atlanta.
Ainsley is the younger child in her family. She had an older sister who was killed in a car wreck three years ago.
Ainsley is 5′6″. She is the shortest in her family.
Growing up, Ainsley always stayed to herself. She would write stories in her bedroom and during classes.
After the passing of her sister, Ainsley spiraled out of control. She was diagnosed with a major depressive and mood disorder. At the age of 24 she checked herself in to a Psychiatric Hospital. While there, there would be classes on painting to show emotion. She began painting every chance she had.
She had been in the passenger seat of her sister’s car when the wreck occurred. She was hospitalized for a week before being released. Her leg was broken in several places. When the weather changes, it starts to ache.
She spent six months inside the hospital before being released. She spent the next few months traveling from place to place until she found Beaumont.
Ainsley keeps to herself for the most part. She picked up the habit of smoking when she starts to feel anxious.
GEMMA STARLING is a 27 year old from ORLANDO, FLORIDA, living in Beaumont for the past TWO YEARS. SHE is a WAITRESS AT JUNKHOUSE DINER and in her downtime loves PLAY GUITAR and SING. She looks an awful lot like LILY JAMES.
Born and raised in Orlando, Florida.
She’s an only child with a mother who passed at childbirth and an alcoholic dad.
Growing up with hard on Gemma as she basically had to do all the work in the house and take of her dad. She would have to get rid of all the bottles he had, hide her money she earned from working knowing that he would use it to pay for more alcohol.
Gem usually spent her time alone anywhere involving music and places she can play her guitar. Sometimes she uses moments that has her at her worse to write music, Her life was her inspiration for her songwriting. The only thing would be she would never perform in front of a crowd, thinking she wasn’t good enough.
Gemma never got the childhood she wanted as she was busy working. She worked and went to school up and graduated college with a Bachelor’s in music. Because of needing to take care of her dead and spend her money on taking care of him, she never got to try and make her love for music a career.
As she worked from job to job, she had saved up enough money to finally move out of Orlando and to any place that was far from her father. She couldn’t deal with his drinking anymore and decided to leave him as a deadbeat dad.
She searched places that she could afford until she came across Beaumont, Tennessee. It seemed like a cute little town that she could live. Very different than what she was use to.
So one day, she packed up everything, left some money for her dad and left.
HOLLY DAVIS is a 24 year old from LAUREL, MONTANA, living in Beaumont for the past 1 WEEK. SHE is UNEMPLOYED and in her downtime loves THRIFT SHOPPING and WATCHING AUDREY HEPBURN FILMS. She looks an awful lot like LILY COLLINS.
born in laurel, montana. the kinda place where there’s 3 pizza joints in total and one of said pizza joints is called redneck pizza (no for real, u can look it up.)
a soft libra baby.
typical gen z who wants to be famous for the sake of being famous.
jobs she’s had (in that order): arby’s waitress, model, actress, camgirl.
likes 2 live the high life but kinda lazy to work for it. she’s had sugar daddies to fund her shopping addiction before.
borderline illiterate don’t ask her if she’s read any books she will lie.
ups: is soft, has a big heart, loves to make friends!!
downs: v. bad at keeping secrets, kind of a social climber, will judge if u still use an iphone 5 or below.
she’s come to beaumont to run away from her new york demons.
currently staying with jude and sophie at their place.
more detailed; (content warning: stalking, eating disorders)
holly was a very popular camgirl up until january of this year. she made a crazy income off of it, loved her clients, and generally felt like she was in a good place in life. then there was a situation with a stalker.
after an 8 hour long standoff, she finally managed to get neighbors and the police involved, and the man was taken away in cuffs.
holly wasn’t physically harmed, but the encounter left her very mentally fragile and wary of strangers.
she stopped camming because that made her feel unsafe, and needing to supplement her income, began to sell and auction off her extensive designer collections of clothes, shoes, and handbags.
she’s been doing very bad health wise, prone to frequent anxiety, panic attacks, and nightmares.
she’s developed something of an eating disorder as well; just seeing large amounts of food brings her anxiety. as a result her weight’s dropped off significantly (if you’ve seen to the bone, she basically looks like this now).
feeling at the edge mentally and not knowing what to do, she decided she needed a change from new york, put most of her things in storage and got on a flight with (only 4!) suitcases to tennessee.
i’d love any and all connections, from her life in new york as a model/actor, (or maybe someone who’s seen her camshow tbh).
links
her inspo blog!!
her imdb page!
her old apartment in new york bc look how goals it was.
MARSHALL KEANE is a 35 year old from BEAUMONT, living in Beaumont for the past 3 YEARS. HE is a FRY COOK AT THE JUNKHOUSE and in his downtime loves WOODWORKING and PAINTBALL. He looks an awful lot like BRADLEY COOPER.
Alright, gather round and listen up, kids…
Once upon a time, Marshall Keane had it all. A wife, a penthouse apartment, and a job as head chef in a Michelin starred restaurant in London.
With a spartan adolescence full of self-discipline, he put himself through both culinary school and the Cordon Bleu in Paris, rising up ranks until he was working at Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester.
He lived a fast and loose life, meant for rockstars. Drug benders to “destress” after a particularly busy period or infidelities that would have his wife and him in screaming matches were not uncommon.
Then one day, he pulled a Russell á la Almost Famous at a house party. Tripping balls, he jumped off the second floor roof into a pool. Except he kinda missed by a bit. And hit his head.
Life after traumatic brain injury meant a different Marshall. A new Marshall. He had to learn a lot of things over again.
His wife left him, he lost his job, and had no choice but to move back to his home town of Beaumont, Tennessee, where he had started out all those years prior.
One thing he never lost though: his zest for cooking. He still remembers how to do all his favourite dishes, although they’ve got a 50% success rate and a potential phone call to the Beaumont fire department these days.
He works as a fry cook at the Junkhouse now.
Most of the time, he serves up consistent, quality dishes with that home cooked feel. But every so often, it’ll be like he tossed a rat into the stew. (Paco, the owner of the Junkhouse, is patient with Marshall though. He likes Marshall.)
He luvs paintball and woodworking so hit him up, ladies.
i have no self-control… and if this seems familiar, my dumb ass accidentally posted it in the tags a while ago and didn’t notice for a full day
CINDY ANNE EGGERS is a NINETEEN year old from ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO, living in Beaumont for the past FOUR MONTHS. SHE is a COLLEGE STUDENT/VET INTERN and in her downtime loves COLLECTING COOL ROCKS and LOLLYGAGGING. She looks an awful lot like ELLE FANNING. (ooc: rose, 26, blabla y’all know me already)
Cindy falls in the category of annoying brat most of the time. She lives for memes, bunnies, light-up Skechers, and Heelys. The swag never stops.
She’s the loving owner of Rabbert the rabbit.
Her life motto is “less egos, more amigos”. Her favorite word is “bruh”.
Spends about $20 a month on bubblegum.
Constantly coated in 50 SPF sunscreen to avoid resembling a lobster.
She’s taking a break from college and has somehow managed to charm her way into an internship at the vet clinic.
Right now, she lives with family members that she doesn’t know that well (anyone want to adopt her? let me know) and longs for places where people don’t say “y’all”.
Her greatest talent is the ability to shove her entire fist in her mouth - no it’s not a Mean Girls reference, and yes she will prove it if prompted, no hesitation.
She is obsessed with The Simpsons and Star Trek TOS, and can recite episodes of both by heart. It’s a skill, alright? It’s on her resumé and everything.
Star Wars, Doctor Who and Family Guy, on the other hand, can BURN IN HELL.
She’s also a big fan of The Beatles and pretty much doesn’t listen to anything else. George is her favorite for a multitude of reasons, and she has a Powerpoint with evidence to back them all up.
Cindy is kind of opinionated, I don’t know if you can tell. It’s kinda all or nothing.
All you perverts out there (like, I don’t know… Jude) may just find her vaguely familiar ‘cause Eggers here is putting herself through college by making porn.
She goes by Arizona Blues and agrees that’s a dumb fucking name. It’s sort of a similar situation to those old email addresses that make you cringe years later.
I was gonna make up some titles that she has starred in but honestly… y'all name your weird searches and she’s probably found in them, so feel free to make up whatever. Nothing’s sacred (she’s highkey done Pokémon porn).
She’s on a break from that line of work too at the moment… mainly because, bible belt and all that. But catch her on Snapchat, she’s still hoeing out there.
I have a lil Pinterest board for her, which is full of dumb shit and sums her personality up better than I can do here.
TERENCE WOODS is a 22 year old from ATLANTA, GEORGIA living in Beaumont for the past 3 years. He is a VET ASSISTANT and in his downtime loves GARDENING and TINKERING. He looks an awful lot like THOMAS BRODIE-SANGSTER. (ooc: Taylor, 24, she/her, Central USA)
( I plan on adding a full biography + stats and other pages later, but for now here are some important things about Terence. )
Backstory
Terence never knew who his biological family was, or what ever became of them. Ever since he can remember he was raised in an orphanage in Dedham, England (a really small town outside London) until his fateful adoption day. He was adopted by Harrison Wright when he was ten years old, and shortly after the small family moved to America for a change of scenery (or rather, more personal reasons Harris chooses not tell Terence).
The pair ended up in Atlanta, Georgia which became Terence’s home for the better part of seven years - and if you ask him, this is where his story really began. Here is where he met his best friend (Tiffani Bell) and, secretly, the love of his life. He knew that from the bottom of his heart when he was twelve years old, and it hasn’t changed to this day. In Atlanta he found new friends, an extended family, and discovered his own path.
Before Terence graduated high school he knew he wanted to become a veterinarian, so he worked hard to graduate with honors and earn scholarships to attend university for an animal biology degree. He studied in Atlanta his freshman year, then transferred to Nashville before the start of his sophomore year.
When Terence was nineteen, Tiffani left Atlanta to see the world - and she took a large chunk of Terence’s world with her. Even though they called, texted, and facetimed almost every day, it always left a pang in his heart when he had to say goodbye. It wasn’t the same, but Terence was always supportive of Tiffani and encouraged her to follow her dreams. When she landed in Beaumont and didn’t leave, Terence knew she’d found a new home and was quick to follow her.
He spent the rest of his college years in Beaumont, studying at a university in Nashville. Soon after he and his father moved in, he took up an internship as a vet assistant at Smoley’s. It turned into a job and a wonderful opportunity, and he’s been working there since. He still plans to get his doctorate so he can become a full-fledged veterinarian one day, but he might just take a semester off first. His graduation day for his bachelor’s is rapidly approaching this May.
Some Headcannons
Terence is 5′7″ with sandy blonde hair, chestnut brown eyes, and is quite smol (rest assured, he is stronger than he looks).
He lives with his Dad on his small farm, but has been saving up for his own home and plans to move out this summer with his dog, Daisy.
He also has a horse named Azalea. He likes flowers. A lot.
In his spare time he can be found gardening, tinkering with old things, or building small projects for people around town.
He spends every evening he can, especially weekends, supporting Tiffani’s singing career at the Alamo Steakhouse. He is her number one fan, and will do anything to support her dreams.
If your muse has ever hurt Tiffani or otherwise viewed her as a piece of eye-candy and nothing else, Terence most likely has a problem with them. You’ve been warned.
NICOLAS WOODS is a 42 year old from NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE, living in Beaumont for the past 2 MONTHS (GOING ON 3!). HE is a FICTION WRITER and in his downtime loves GARDENING and SONGWRITING. He looks an awful lot like JOEL MCHALE.
me? late to an intro by 3 weeks? it’s more likely than you think!
a couple of bullet points:
He’s Terence’s long lost big brother! Very old. He’s turning 43 in July, and he’s not really looking forward to it. He also has a little sister, and I’ve got a wanted connection ad up for her HERE.
Nico is depressed. Straight up, honestly depressed, and he needs therapy for it and knows it. He hasn’t worked to get that in order, though.
That being said, he’s really fragile, and he’s critical of himself the most. He likes to hide things behind sarcastic, self-deprecating jokes, but he... really is easily hurt by things.
He’s also really easily scared; his obsession with the horror genre is mostly because he enjoys having control over the things that terrify him.
He dreams about dying a lot, but is also scared of getting old and dying of old age. This is mostly because he’s sure he’s going to die unfulfilled and unhappy and that’s the most hopeless end to anything, and he can’t stand the idea of perishing like that, so out of his control.
His control issues are so bad that he’d really rather just die by his own hand than fall prey to illness or age or anything ridiculous like that.
He uses he/him pronouns, but has some inkling he’s somewhere on the gender spectrum-- presents masculine for the most part, though. This caused a lot of strain between him and his parents, especially his father. Either way, Nico doesn’t think much about it, and wouldn’t outright say he thinks of himself as non-binary. It’s not that important to him.
Nico wants to be a parent, but he’s more or less accepted that ship’s probably sailed for him. He thrives best as a big brother/weird uncle/other such mentor figure things, since he’s got a naturally nurturing personality.
Even though he’s really kind and soft on the inside, his issues with his parents have conditioned him to think that showing those things outwardly are signs of weaknesses and should be avoided. This is so intense that when he wants to cuddle the kittens he’s adopted, he makes sure all his curtains are drawn so nobody outside can see him do it.
He’s intensely loyal. Super ride or die loyal. He’s honestly lonelier than he likes to admit to anyone, so any kindness sent his way gets him reeling for days.
He doesn’t open up easily, though. In fact, the less people know about him, the better. He isn’t working on improving this about himself.
His latest and biggest relationship ended with the girl nearly stabbing him in the eye with a fork and Nico challenging her to come on, go on with it, I dare you! so needless to say, he’s coming outta tough times there. (She ended up injuring him but not blinding him, and he called her a useless coward for it.)
He’s #Trying, constantly.
he’s got a full biography HERE, but do heed the warnings. :( anyway, hopefully this makes plotting and such stuff easier for people-- even though it probably makes it harder given how shitty he is, LOL.