#boa vs python

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Dr. Steven Emmett (as played by David Hewlett) - Boa vs. Python (2004)

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Behold! My first fanbinding project, from last winter. In which I raided my long-time RL and fandom friend @zulufic​‘s AO3 for the assorted snippets of crackfic that she’s written over the years, and smushed it into a short little pamphlet bind! We’ve got ridiculous in-jokes, moments in fandom history, and a few things that were written on our living room couch. The pictures above are from the copy I made for myself over the summer, and the ones below the cut are the original Christmas present. In between, I got a printer that can handle cardstock for the cover, and some slightly better paper, but they’re pretty similar overall.

I’m kind of hooked on these pamphlets for smaller projects. They’re a good instant-gratification project, since there’s not much in the way of construction and no waiting for glue or paste to dry. 

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Giant Snake

Name: Giant Serpent Motivation: Food Critter Type: Mutant Attributes: Str 19, Dex 6, Con 5, Int 1, Per 2, Will 2 Ability Scores: Muscle 44, Combat 16, Brains 10, Life Points: 210 Drama Points: 0-4 Special Abilities: Armor Value 15, Poison Strength 5, Supernatural Attack (Major), Animal Intelligence, Animal Communication, Increased Size 3 Name - Score - Damage - Notes Bite - 16 - 23 - Slash/Stab, Poison Grapple - 18 - None - Impairments vary Crush - 44 - 51 - Bash Acid Spit - 16 - 34 - Acid, Venom Spray - 16 - 14 - Acid, aimed at eyes. Giant Snakes are another common unusual creature that has built a home in Ogasawara. There are many varieties: Anacondas in the Amazon, Pythons, and Boas. Because of the numerous species, they exhibit different abilities. Some have venom, some crush their prey with coils, and some even spray their prey with acidic juices to weaken the prey or as a defensive spray. And some can do all of this.

These animals are up to 50ft in length.

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David Hewlett as Dr. Emmett in Boa vs Python

What’s the point in being able to make gifs if one can’t be a little self-indulgent? I loved Emmett despite the awful movie.

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Boa vs Python (2004) reviews and overview

Boa vs Python (2004) reviews and overview

‘Get ready to rumble.’

Boa vs Python is a 2004 comedy action horror feature film about a giant boa constrictor snake sent to kill a genetically-altered python.

Directed by David Flores (Lake Placid 2) from a screenplay co-written by Chase Parker (Beyond Sherwood Forest; Reign of the Gargoyles; Basilisk: The Serpent King) and Sam Wells (Phantom Force; Dragon Storm; Shark Hunter), the Unified Film…

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