#boastfulnesses

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Selenarotatorseles noun | *\ˌse-lə-nə-rō-ˈtā-tər-sə-ˌles*

The peculiar phenomenon of speaking in rhythmic, nonsensical utterances often mistaken for divine or prophetic communication, typically accompanied by an air of exaggerated self-importance.

A rare linguistic state characterized by an overproduction of verbal fluidity, akin to the slick, smooth properties of squalene, rendering speech simultaneously mesmerizing and incomprehensible.

An ostentatious display of verbal dexterity or self-aggrandizing rhetoric, cyclically returning to themes of self-validation.

Etymology: Derived from selen- (moon, representing cycles and mysticism), rotator (one who revolves or turns), and a mirrored suffix evoking balance and reflexivity.

Example: Her selenarotatorseles captivated the audience, though few could decipher the meaning hidden within the glossolalic symphony.

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