so i was taking a dirt nap in my local cemetery (a common skeletal pastime especially in the winter) and this Wizard shows up and starts casting spells and being very inconsiderate to everyone there!
im just about considering going up there and giving her a piece of my mind when suddenly im being wrenched out of the ground by some unknown will bathed in sickly purple light as the Wizard monologues about how shes "filled these empty bones with her neurotic will" and has "made a new undead slave"
so i try to explain to her that actually im a Skeletal Warrior and a General in the war against the Spam Bots and if shes quite done with all her spells id like to go back to sleep thank you very much.
but she says she doesn't believe me! and that clearly she must be more powerful than she thought to not only create a "Sapient Skeleton Worker" but also one that has "inauthentic memories" (her words, not mine.)
then she makes to bring me back to her Wizard Tower where she can "put me to work" and "figure out what to do with my blooming intellect" and embarrassingly although her spell obviously is not what has brought me to life, it does seem to have bound me to her will. i cannot knowingly go against her instructions.
naturally i do not plan to stay here, my hope is to potentially make allies of others she may have similarly imprisoned. luckily as of yet she has not forbade me from conspiring against her, so i can speak freely in that regard.
with luck i shall be free of Wizardly influence soon enough, but until then i trust all of you to continue the good fight against the Spam Bot Threat
