#bobby's question box

[detectivebronson]

can i ask u smth kinda weird

As if calling me "daddy" isn't weird enough? Yeah, sure, go ahead.

[detectivebronson]

Oh by the way, I think I worked it out with Adam. At least someone around here makes a damn effort...

@unstable-design

What like I was suposed to do something about this? You were the one who came to me all "Bobby I think I'm hurting Adam's fucking feelings" or something. The hell was I suposed to do??

[detectivebronson]

Bobby? Look, I know I don't come to you for advice but I need some help. I'm being told I'm practically suffocating Adam. That I'm babying him. And I'm not, I'm just trying to care for and protect him. I know you don't know the first thing about actually being there and caring for your brother, but I need help. I'll take anything.

Thanks

@unstable-design

He's not our brother but I get it. hes family so he might as well be our brother.

And I don't think you're "babying" him. He can be sensitive you know, and I worry about him to. Especially since he's dating, what was it, a gangster? Yeah your doing just fine. Don't worry about it.

Also I tried to be their for you when we were younger but at some point I just couldnt take it anymore and I had to leave. And once i left I couldnt really come back home. I bet you weren't to eager to go back to Louisiana once YOU left. Get off my fucking ass about it. You didn't even bother to tell me that you had a sex change and got fucking married.

[detectivebronson]

If I wanted a functional alcoholic, I could look in the mirror. You’re not that much older, anyway. I’m almost getting the impression that you want me, a man, to want you. Whatever could that mean?

I want to hurt you, motherfucker. You piss me off in just the right way. If I’m not beating you up with my fist, I’m beating you up from the inside. I’ll fuck you up one way or another, and you will hate how much you love it. Not really the same thing as wanting you. Got enough inches to back to egotism, or are you compensating?

— N.

Everyone wants to be fuckin' wanted. It's our nature. I'm not trying to atract you to me because you're a man, I'm doing it because unfortunately I'm a person and people want people to like them.

I could get you arrested for talking to me like that, you know. Threatening to hurt a policeman? Very ilegal. Very ilegal.

[detectivebronson]

Oh Bobby, I forgot to ask. Would you like to attend Nigel and I's wedding? We don't have much of it planned yet, we're going to start once we get back from New York, but I just wanted to know and tell you you're invited!

@spaceman-raki

Shit, man, of course! You'll have to remind me in the morning though because I'm off the wagon again and theirs no way I'm gonna remember any of this.

Congrats on the marriage! Are you planning any kids? Am I gonna be a fuckin Uncle?

[detectivebronson]

you don’t have to answer this one but honest to god my memory is shit and if I ever submit the same thing twice it’s because I 100% forgot about the first time 😶

This might happen again

Got it. Sorry if my answer was harsh or something. I was absolutly wasted last night and mad about some other bullshit. my bad

[detectivebronson]

I don’t know about daddy, but definitely a DILF. Close enough.

Thank you, thank you. Your answer counts as a vote for "Daddy."

[detectivebronson]

I don’t eat people. Usually. But you have such a nice ass it’d be a crime not to sink your teeth in it.

Shit, can't argue with that