-in another universe-
Robert: so... did you heard that my son wants to marry your daughter?
Ned: Rob, we talked about this, Sansa is not going to marry Joffrey. In fact i actually think that Joffrey is not your-
Robert: is not Joffrey and-
Ned: Tommen!? She wants to marry Tommen?!
Robert: What? No! Is not Joffrey! Is not Tommen! Is not even Sansa!
Ned: What are you saying... Arya?
Robert: Yep
Ned: and if is not Tommen, is not Joffrey... a bastard?
Robert: Yep, and dont say it like that! You know him! the blacksmith!
Ned: OMg!
Robert: I KNOW HE LOOKS LIKE MEE!
Ned: oh dear god
Robert: HE IS STRONG LIKE MEE!
Ned: I didn’t know arya wanted to get married...
Robert: Well, i pretty much hope so... if they dont get married soon they are going to have a lot of bastars babys!
Ned: OMG ROBERT SHUT UP!
Robert: WE WILL JOIN HOUSES!!!!!! -runs across the room-
#bobbybshipsgendrya
