Nov 26, 2021
Hello everybody! We have been told by our beloved mayor to put up a few notices.
1, There is a escaped fugitive! If you see a women with pale green skin, one eye, blue and yellow snakes for hair, and a strange, menacing, aura. Please report her to the proper authority’s. And do not look into the eyes of her snakes. She is wanted for tax fraud and NOT anything else.
2, There is not a yellow radio shack in the woods outside of town, there has never been a yellow radio shack, you have never seen a yellow radio shack outside of town. everything is fine.
thats all! - Management