#bobthegoonisback

[noordinaryperson-archived]

“You’re supposed to be my friend!” //Joker

“Come on now, Bob-o... We are friends.  We’ve always been friends.  You’re my number one guy....  Aren’t you?”  Jack gave what he hoped was a friendly smile.  It was kind of hard to differentiate between smiles, what with the nerve damage and all.

[noordinaryperson-archived]

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The Random Number Generator chose: Mr. Freeze

Victor stared for a long moment at the man who had just… Attempted to stab through his fully armored metal suit?  Clearly, not the coldest ice cube in the freezer.

“Ineffectual.”  He spoke that single word before he raised his freeze blaster.  “Surely you have been trained better than that.”  His voice was cold, metallic…  Almost robotic in the cold glass and metal casing surrounding him.  “You embarrass yourself by remaining here.”

[parttimejusticearchive]

“You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you? Huh?”

Batman (1989) Sentence Starters

*elbow to the gut*

[everchanginginkblot-blog]

He's about to reach into a dumpster for a slice of dumpster pizza when a short man, kind of like him, approaches. He tenses, ready to fight and narrows his eyes behind his totally awesome black raybans, even though it's after midnight. "Back off, buddy. I saw it first."

"My dumpster.  Did not see sign?"  He gestured to a symbol scratched into the paint on the side.  "Therefore my pizza.  Do not want to fight me for this."

[misfittotherescue]

bobthegoonisback started following you

"I like your hat!"