Aug 9, 2025
The Wedding Shade Battle
Mo Yuan: "You didn’t even show up to your own wedding." Dong Hua: "At least I had a wedding." Mo Yuan: [about to commit homicide] "Bitch you didn't."
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The Wedding Shade Battle
Mo Yuan: "You didn’t even show up to your own wedding." Dong Hua: "At least I had a wedding." Mo Yuan: [about to commit homicide] "Bitch you didn't."
Chinese: “我见过女人以恨死去，以悲死去，以狂死去。她却像迎接一位老友般，迎接了死亡。” English: “I’ve seen women meet death with hatred, with grief, with madness. But she welcomed it as if greeting an old friend.”
Shao Wan : *reading popular books*
In this world, the most popular history books weren’t those issued by the Bureau of Records, but the ones written by Zhe Yan—yes, Zhe Yan, notorious gossip and lover of romantic dramas, now posing as an “objective” historian. And the most esteemed works on music theory didn’t come from the Bureau of Rites and Music, but from Xuan Ming—who, for all his love of music, spent most of his classes fast asleep, yet now presumes to set down theories. Looking at it this way, when it comes to the so-called cultural education of the people, their future hardly seems promising.
💫 The cosmic bestie intervention.
Imagine Xiluo the Buddha, serene and holy, literally sealing Mo Yuan into a cave because his friend won’t stop reincarnation-hopping for love.
Xiluo : Bro, you’re ruining the karmic balance.
Mo Yuan : But she’s sad.
Xiluo : Get in the cave.
The entire Buddhist pantheon was basically doing damage control on one man’s feelings. 😭
Chinese: “前世的情人，今生的麻烦。” English: “Past-life lover, present-day headache.”
Mo Yuan: nurses Shao Wan for 2½ days, leaves to dig through another woman’s soul Shao Wan: “aww he cares 🥰” Also Shao Wan: “wait—”
💫 The cosmic bestie intervention.
Imagine Xiluo the Buddha, serene and holy, literally sealing Mo Yuan into a cave because his friend won’t stop reincarnation-hopping for love.
Xiluo : Bro, you’re ruining the karmic balance.
Mo Yuan : But she’s sad.
Xiluo : Get in the cave.
The entire Buddhist pantheon was basically doing damage control on one man’s feelings. 😭