#body noises

[squirrelknowsdogs]

I’m not making popcorn. I’m just trying to put on socks without sounding like an arthritic drumline.

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[carrotdoll]

Body noises (gurgling, groaning, etc.) with rapid gaining, yea or nay?

Yes, absolutely yes! Honestly, I think those little sound effects can be fun in general, but when it comes to rapid gaining specifically I find those extra adorable. Bonus points for when those adorable gurgly noises are coupled with the sounds of clothing/furniture reaching their limit.

[jemecherche]

Some people have learned how to make their bodies as silent as possible Quiet Hush No noise Do not exist Don’t let anyone hear you breathe Be ashamed of your stomach growling when you’re hungry Lay so that the digestion noises are stifled Swallow sparingly Some people breathe with the force of the four winds Their gut gurgles and they laugh Who cares if the throat smacks or if the tongue sloshes They are alive

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12/27/20 1:37 PM

[lastknownlocation]

Omfg 2 of my coworkers clear their throats like at least every 45 seconds and it is beyond irritating.

[baggytrousers27]

What the heck are these noises

My insides are making all sorts of weird noises. At first I thought it was just my digestion being fuxored but then there were noises behind my lungs and in my diaphragm.

My torso needs to shut the heck up or at least say something constructive.

[dissimilate]

TMI time

at work. stood up from my desk. heard and felt a very loud queef being let out. oh god how embarrassing. walked off quickly. returned and now refusing to look anyone in the eye.

[hoorayforbutts]

When I unbend my knee it sounds like I'm cracking a walnut. Do I....concern?

[battybrats-blog]

I sneezed and it sounded like an elephant.