#bofurthetoymaker

[itsfilimotherfuckers-blog]

As long as I you don't mind turkey basters I think this'll work. *Eyebrow wiggle.* ))

//Turkey basters, dicks, they’re both squirty shafts I’m sure I’ll get over it real quick. ;D

[itsfilimotherfuckers-blog]

((Fili Mun. lets have babies. yes.))

//Can we please? Like really I think our babies would be fucking awesome. Come to my bosom.

[what-hides-in-the-forest-blog]

bofurthetoymaker has come in the Nymph's Forest

Ivy sat by a stream reading a small book queitly. "oh! Hello," she smiled looking up at the new commer,"Do you need anything? Or are you lost?"

[mighty-ironfoot]

Hullo! How are ye m'lord?

Dain ran a hand over his face, feeling every muscle in his body protesting the fact that he was still awake- but he couldn’t help smiling at Bofur’s chipperness.

‘Exhausted. Yourself?’

[theelvenscholar]

"Well, no matter what yer beautiful. Ye donnit need t' look slimmer, well, at least tha's wha' I think.", he replies with a nod and a bright smile. "Seein' all of ye, there's a glow about tha' pretty pale skin' o' yers. I love it."

“Well not necessarily slimmer. There are some placed I could look wider and some places I could look slimmer,” Erestor explained, then pointing over himself. “Slimmer in the middle, wider hips though. My hips are too thin.”

[theelvenscholar]

Morning sleepyhead

Waking up, Erestor then looked to Bofur and climbing out of bed. Well, that was inevitable. He walked over, grabbing his dressing down and sliding it on. “I have to wash before work. You’re welcome to stay in bed though,” he said simply. Grabbing his washbag, he nodded to him. “… I’ll be back momentarily.”

[theelvenscholar]

IF SOME SORT OF THREE WAY HAPPENS BETWEEN BOFUR, ERESTOR AND GLORFINDEL I'M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT

[inpainandregret-blog]

omg. I fucking hate it when people do that. that or just put shit back in a random place where it ain’t supposed to be?))

yes yes exactly

i mean

i just wanna shake some of the customer

do these sunglasses LOOK like a pair of denim jeans to you?

i mean do you???