#bogbodies

[chronicsolasapologist]

Fen’Harel spy: *notices a big envelope in Skyhold with „top secret, not for fen’harel’s spies” written on it*

Fen’Harel spy: *looks around nervously*

Fen’Harel spy: *approaches it sneakily and opens*

envelope: *contains the filthiest most obscure self-insert x Solas smut written by the Inquisitor*

shoutout to @impulsivelycontentious and our late night talks about this

[joshuapellillustration]

Gouache and pencil crayon pieces based on Bog Bodies of the UK and Europe. And the idea that there could be many hidden under forgotten marshlands.

[bogbuddiespodcast]

Ep.1-Bog Buddies podcast

Just three buddies talking about bog bodies!

Pictures included! But be warned: there are real (if quite old) human cadavers. This week we learn about the Bocksten Man, Yde Girl and the Windover Skeletons. 

[willtempest]

Bog Bodies

[chronicsolasapologist]

"Solas!"

"Yes, vhenan?"

"I had the most illuminating conversation with Iron Bull. You've got to hear this."

"Tell him I am sick of his poor attempts at warming me towards the qun."

"It is not about that, taren’din!"

Lavellan: *gets in Solas' lap and manages to whisper the most vile, unhinged smutty thing he has heard in the countless millenia of his existence*

Solas: *sweats profusely*

[chronicsolasapologist]

One would think that after a whole night of worship she would have enough. She never does and he doesn’t mind.

*SCREECHES INTO THE PILLOW*

I can't believe how anxious I can be about my writing one day and then another I'm like:

-> holy fuck i wrote this? ME? lil old me? highfive babes, we rock

[chronicsolasapologist]

pav'ra: hi! we just saw you across the forest and- solas: we hate your vibe pav'ra: *sprays him with a water bottle* solas: HISSSSSSSS

need to fix solas' body so its CUT bc its very much placeholder for now, but have a lil solavellan doodle

[chronicsolasapologist]

sooo... what are we thinking of accidentally deadbeat papae Solas?

istg, when I get to post-Trespasser moment in "Bog Bodies", it's over for yall