Dear Boink Employee,
Cumgrats on the "promo"tion!
We here at Boink Studios view all our servants as family :)
So we want you- yes you- to experience prosperity. That's right, for absolutely ZERO, yes you heard that correctly, ZERO MONEYS, you too can meet the Monkey God who gifts us our lifeform!
This is a very reir opportuntity. He's a very busy man- er, monkey! Hahahah.
Your meeting time will be at 5:34 P.M. in the Vandil Zone! Don't forget to bring your complimentary Hadmat Suit!
Additionally, I can't wait to see you tonight in my office 😏😏💕 Don't forget to bring the Cranberry Juice this time...
Soft and slightly uncomfortable regards,
Upper CEO Manager DFO John "Worse Than the U.S. President" Adams
(Boink Studios is not liable for mind controlling, mind bending, heart failure, leg lengthening, toe twinkling, appendicitis, death, or eternal nightmares caused by the Monkey God.)
