#bojackkin

[bijack-horseman]

My therapist said that I need to practice self love. This is the closest I got

[fictionkinfessions]

Bojack kin over here. I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for everything. I'm sorry I was such an asshole in the past, and honestly I wish I could make it up to all of you. For everything I've done, I don't think I can. Also, a small update for anyone that cares, I've gotten back with an old high school sweetheart. He's still as wonderful as I remembered! You can just call me Bi-jack from now on! Get it? God I hate myself for making that joke. I'm getting treatment for other shit too. According to the doctor I'm a Petri dish of disorders but that doesn't excuse the things I've done. Anyways, I hope we can all talk again sometime even if it means long distance. I miss you guys.

My mind is all over the place today.

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

im sorry, sarah lynn. - bojack

[fictionkinfessions]

Todd, I am so, so sorry for everything. I'm sorry for ruining your rock opera, I'm sorry for sleeping with Emily, I'm sorry for not showing up to your improv graduation (even if it ended up being a cult). I'm sorry for taking your somehow-unending kindness for granted.

Thanks for the hashbrowns.

Thanks for everything, really.

-Bojack. (Horseman, clearly).

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[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

hey Diane. im gonna be blunt about this. I miss you. You were the only person who got me, you made me into a better person, and I'm lucky to get to call you my friend. I hope this life is treating you better. I just... Wish I got the chance to say this sooner, that I wasn't so stuck on my own bullshit to tell you that I really appreciate you as a person. Thank you for everything you've done for me, work and personally. This is Bojack, by the way. Horseman, obviously

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

Heeeyyyy Diane it's your old acquaintance Bojack! Listen. I never wanna see you again. You were a huge bitch. You leaked my book that I hated. You wrote about what happened in New Mexico into a TV SHOW! You don't understand that you're a huge bitch and you never TRIED to empathize with what I was going through. Fuck. You. Fuck off and get out of my life.

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

hey! i haven't watched bojack season five yet and im terrified! -todd

[bojackhorseass]

i had the recent discovery that im kin with bojack horseman, which is bad, but the show has become a little bit of an obsession. any other bjhmkin out there and wanna talk?