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How dare the others not trust Boldrei about Jaune. They will eat their words in the future, just you wait!
It would legit be funny if Jaune accidentally got someone from each of their domain to fall for him without meaning to.
The Gods have yet to face the power of the Earnest Arc Charm.
Tales from the Celestial Nexus: Part 1
Narration: The Celestial Nexus is a breathtaking palace suspended within the cosmic expanse, encased in a shimmering crystal sphere amidst swirling galaxies. Within its circular walls adorned with divine murals, gods from all pantheons convene upon a luminous platform, surrounded by thrones of celestial design. Illuminated by an eternal flame and ancient runes of wisdom, the Nexus is where divine beings unite to discuss matters of cosmic import, forging alliances and shaping the destiny of existence itself. In one of it's many many meeting chambers, the gods and goddesses meet to discuss the various issues and notes of interest within their shared domains...
Hiatae: *Bangs gavel* Alright, as this meeting's designated Lead Chair, I formally begin the "Cross Pantheistic Gathering of the Family Domain". Would any member here like to bring forth an agenda?
Boldrei: *Raises hand giddily*
Rest of the Council: *Exasperated sighs*
Lliira: *Rubs her hands together* Oh this ought to be good.
Hiatae: *Pinches the bridge of her nose* Yes, Boldrei of the Sovereign Host?
Boldrei: *Stands up, clears her throat, and pulls out a scroll* Thankyou, Hiatae of Jotunheim. I have an important update on my Champion-
Luthic: *Sneers, while picking clean one her orc tusks* You mean, "Farm Boy"? What did he do this time? Marry a pair of horses?
Yondolla: Oh that'd be adorable! Did he?!
Boldrei: *Pouts* NO! In fact he didn't, Luthic of Neshrik! My brave knight, Sir Arc of Bourbon, has taken up his first Redemption Quest, and is now going out on his first adventure!
The Council: *Some scattered congratulations and polite clapping*
Berronar: *Boredly stroking one of her Dwarven braids* That's dandy and all Boldrei, but is there an actual agenda you're getting at? Because we all have several other domain gatherings after this that'll take up enough of our, and most importantly my, day as is.
Boldrei: What I'm trying to get at is since Jaune is now on the road, and I wanted to inquire if any of you had any followers that may be able to lend him aide if he happens to cross their path? Hopefully single and fertile?
Council: *Groans in annoyance*
Boldrei: *Looking at the Council* What? What is it?
Yondolla: *Awkwardly clasps her hands together* W-well, I'm not too sure if my girls will be willing accommodate... those certain needs. But if he does happen to cross a Halfling village, I'm sure they'll more then welcome him for supper and provide a warm bed, to sleep in that is.
Berronar: My kind won't bar him from our Under Cities. But I hardly expect any self respecting Dwarven woman will take up a human for romp.
Lliira: *Leans on her desk, the rest of her floating up into the air as she kicks her feet* Why not send him to one of my groves? I'm sure the nymphs will have a wonderful time with a cute boy like him~
Luthic: *Darkly chuckles* Or I can send you one of my war bands. The girls could use some target practice.
Hiatae: *Smacks gavel* That's enough from you two! Boldrei, I think its wonderful that your... "Champion" is taking his first steps, but I think most of the Council would agree that until he actually makes a name for himself, we see no reason to arrange our own followers to seek him out as a mate. For now, the best I'll do his not let my girls accidentally step on him.
Boldrei: Oh is that what's this about?! My Jaune isn't good enough for your followers?! Well, I tell you you're missing out! He is the Goodest Boy! You'll see! You'll all see!
Hiatae: *Smacks gavle* Order! ORDER! Boldrei, don't make me call your husband in here again!
Boldrei: *Crosses her arms and sits down pouting.* Hmph!
Divine Domain: Hearth
More players options! Despite what the Player’s Handbook says, I always felt that the Life domain doesn’t quite fit for deities connected to the Hearth. So I came up with this instead - it’s mechanically built around giving your party the best rest that can possibly hope to get. It’s about bringing them home and nurturing them, rather than healing in the heat of battle.
This domain is intended for followers of Boldrei or of the Sovereign Host as a whole.
Shoutout to the Eberron discord for helping with this one!
Link to GM Binder for the PDF
Boldrei: *Pats top of Jaune's head* You can make so many babies with good boy.
Side Bit 1:
Boldrei: *Humming to herself as she knits by the fireplace, her smile widens when she hears a whisper on the wind.* "Gasp!" My champion is praying to me! *Gets excited as she waves her hand over the fireplace to conjure a real time view of her hero.* Lets see what Jaune Arc is in need... of...
Scyring Fire: *Shows a live image of Jaune and his party frantically running across an open field with a horde of marauders chasing them and a full grown blue dragon soaring above.*
Boldrei:
Ok now I have to see how Thalestris reacts when she learns of Boldrei’s other shenanigans involving Jaune
Thalestris: *Honing her skills, slashing back against elementals shaped into warrior forms, until she suddenly hears a chime on the wind* My daughter, she prays to me! *Blindly throws her sword into the last elemental's face and it crumbles into rubble and dust. She takes a bronze chalice of wine and sits at a whirlpool's edge that shows a vision of her daughter, Pyrrha Nikos, kneeling in prayer*
Pyrrha: *Hands clasped* Oh, mighty warrior goddess, I come to you with a heart filled with both trepidation and excitement. As your daughter, I have always sought strength and valor in battle, following your teachings with unwavering dedication.
Thalestris: *Smiles fondly and sips from her chalice, thinking to herself* (And you have done me proud, daughter. You've already proven to be one of the most capable warriors of the mortal realm. Any obstacle the Demon Lord sends your way will be crushed, for not even they can deny their fate by your hands)
Pyrrha: But now, a new emotion has awakened within me, and I find myself drawn to a kind adventurer named Jaune Arc.
Thalestris: *Spits out her wine* WHAT?!
Pyrrha: Mother, I seek your guidance and wisdom, for I am unsure how to navigate these uncharted waters of romance. Jaune's spirit is gentle, and his smile brings warmth to even the coldest of battles. Yet, I fear my warrior's heart may lead me astray from the path you have set before me.
Thalestris: *Shakes her head in horror* (Jaune Arc, Boldrei's Pet! That halfwit that she's been whoring out all across the realms to impregnate every living sow is now seducing MY daughter?! He won't just lead her off the path, he'll drag her down and destroy her destiny and the world with it!!)
Pyrrha: In this moment of vulnerability, I turn to you, my goddess mother, knowing that your guidance will light my way through the shadows of doubt. May your divine wisdom help me find the courage to open my heart to the possibility of love while remaining true to the warrior you have molded me to be.
Thalestris: *Crushes her chalice in hand with ease, then her divine fury melting it into molten scrap. Her voice hissed with sulfuric vitriol* Fear not, my beloved daughter, for I am Thalestris, the goddess of wisdom and war. I promise to shield you from the allure of this snake in knight's armor. His honeyed words are are his venom and this feeling in your heart is the poison seeping in. This. Will. Not. Stand.
So Boldrei would obviously give Jaune a blessing of great virility or something but does she ever get displeased and hit him with a minor curse?
He rejects/doesn't notice someone hitting on him that Boldrei thought they'd have beautiful children with. So then his goddess hits him with the day long slightly uncomfortable sock curse.
Nah she wouldn't go that far with Jaune's love life. She would never actively punish him for turning down a shag.
But I can absolutely see unexpected consequences as a result of Boldrei using her influence and blessings to get Jaune laid.
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Aureon: Um... dear. You remember when you asked me to send romantic visions of Jaune to that one Cleric girl of mine?
Boldrei: Oh yes! Tell me, has she fallen for him yet?
Aureon: Kind of...
Ciel: *Slams her fist on a table* I am telling you, that knight is an INCUBUS IN DISGUISE! He has been corrupting my dreams with degeneracy and sin, and I will not rest till I have him bound in chains and get the TRUTH!
So the goddess is like his grandmother and his mom is his mom. You're saying they're both invested in I'm Jaune having all the babies lol
Boldrei: *Drapes herself along her husband's desk* Honeeeeeeeey~
Aureon: *Ink quill in hand, writing an endless stream of forbidden knowledge with ink made from starlight.* Please not again, dear.
Boldrei: *Pouts* But I haven't asked you anything yet!
Aureon: I don't need to be the Sovereign over Magic, Law, and Knowledge to know that the only times you lay on my work desk like this are on Anniversaries, Birthdays,... *Dips quill into his star ink, causing a mini supernova to occur* ... or when you want me to abuse my powers.
Boldrei: It's not "abusing" your powers! *Touches her fingers together shyly* ... just a nudge to mess with mortal fates is all.
Aureon: *Sighs, closes his Tome of Infinity and sits back in his chair* And nudge, who, exactly?
Boldrei: *Shimmies her shoulders* Maybe a couple divine visions to some of your most influential followers and law makers about the wonders of polygamous marriages.
Aureon: Is this about that "boy" again?
Boldrei: ...Maybe.
Aureon: Dear.
Boldrei: But Charlotte's been praying to me again!
Aureon: And you are a GODDESS! You can't bend over backwards to the whims of single follower!
Boldrei: Oh please! It's not like she asks for much-
Aureon: You mean the "Miracle Child" conceived by her daughter and her daughter in law?!
Boldrei: You're just jealous because my followers aren't a bunch of nerds!
Aureon: *Stands up and knocks over his chair* You said my intellect turns you on!
Boldrei: *Slams table* YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!
Aureon: ...
Boldrei: ...
Aureon/Boldrei: *Shove the mountain of scrolls, tomes, and writing utensils off the desk and start aggressively making out on it*
