#boleves

[hotephobie]

Superhero au, but it's like Full Disclosure from Steven Universe. Just think about it.

One half of any ship is a superhero and after a painfully long mission they hardly make it out alive and then it hits them "maybe, this isn't the safest arrangement." and just takes a while to get back to their s/o and their s/o is super worried because "i know you've gone through some shit, let me comfort you!"

[lesbiancross-stitch]

Oh Captain, my Captain

This is a just a dumb super gay pirate au i thought up so enjoy. Also, they’re dressed as guys and have guys names, Boleyn is Valentine and Cleves is Elias bc i don’t make it super clear. But yeah, the other queens are gonna be introduced in other parts later on dw.

“Captain, there be a ship”

Boleyn grinned, “ready the men” the man nodded heading below decks to fetch the rest of the men. Boleyn opened her telescope she could see the red skull of the flag, this was the ship she wanted to find.

“Hold”Boleyn bellowed, her crew froze in confusion “ready a plank” no one moved “now” she screamed, the man, no boy who brought her the plank was gripping the board so tightly his knuckles had turned a ghastly white.

Cleves saw the green flag she knew what it meant, who’s flag it was, she was in danger fuck. “someone’s on deck captain”, the boy clearly from the other ship was shaking violently.

“I bring a message from my captain sir” Cleves nodded “he wants to talk to you, on his ship, sir.”

“How do we know this isn’t a trap?” a gruff voice called from somewhere in the crowd of men.

The boy gulped “if your captain doesn’t return” he paused “neither do I”. Cleves nodded grabbing her cutlass “no weapons he said” the young man’s statement was met with outcry from her crew.

“enough” Cleves cried, the rabble silenced immediately “I will speak with this boy’s captain”.

Once Cleves has reached the ship a man quickly leads Cleves to the captain’s quarters, “captain?”

“aye, come in”. Cleves noticed the number of maps and charts scattered about the room

“that will be all” the crew member nodded and shut the door behind him.

“so...”

“Elias” Cleves replied “and you are?”

“Valentine”. There was an awkward pause before Valentine addressed the other captain “you mind if I search you Elias?”

“go ahead, it is your ship”

“I know my man passed on the message, however-“ Valentine paused tugging a dagger free from the back of Elias trousers.

“naughty boy Elias, he did say no weapons” Valentine smirked, trailing his hands up to Elias’ chest. “I bet you’re curious as to why I wanted to speak with you” Valentine smirked hands still firm on Elias’s chest. “I’m sure you know who I am Elias, heard the tales, seen the wreckages I’ve left in my wake” Valentine said, staring at the other man, eyes sparkling with something wild.

“enlighten me then”

Valentine’s grinned “I seek alliance” ignoring the confusion on Elias’s face “I may be the most feared pirate on the seven seas, but I could be so much more with someone by my side, plus” he paused, eyes trailing over Elias’ body “it doesn’t hurt that you are extremely handsome”.

Elias stood, eyes wide “Valentine. I-“ he trailed off, not knowing what to say. The wild look had returned to Valentine’s eyes.

“We are birds of a feather Elias” Elias tried to respond.

“so what do you say, Captain Elias?”

“yes”

“excellent” Valentine stepped back finally taking his hands off of Elias’ chest. Valentine took the dagger and ran the tip of the blade across his palm. He wiped the blade on his sleeve and offered the handle to the other captain, who copied Valentines action, then they shook hands. “a trip to the ships physician is in order” Valentine said as he attempted to brush past Elias.

Elias grabbed the other man’s shirt “I think this is a cause for celebration don’t you?” Elias didn’t give Valentine the chance to answer before he

pulled Valentine into a lip-bruising kiss.

“Captain?” The pair jumped apart “the crew on the other ship have sent a message”

“aye, tell me” Valentine sighed

“they want their captain returned to them” Valentine looked to Elias.

“we’ll visit the physician, then we can celebrate with our crews” Elias suggested “and as for my crew tell them I’ll returning in a moment” he said in a louder voice so the crew member could hear. They waited for the man to walk away, but heard no footsteps.

“for gods sake do as the man says” Valentine shouted

“aye captain” the man said quick footsteps followed his response.

Valentine hated visiting the ship physician, the part of the ship the physician called his surgery reeked, no matter how often Valentine forced his men to scrub every inch of the place, which was as often as he could spare the men. “Captain, what can I do for you?”

“a pact has been made” Valentine replied offering up the gash on his palm as proof, “we’ll need our hands cleaned and bandage, then you are relieved from your duties the rest of the day”.

“thank you captain” the physician said as he began preparing the bandages and water “please sit down and hold out you hands” the two men did as they were told allowing the physician to treat their wounds. “both cuts are merely flesh wounds and should heal within a day or two” the physician said adjusting his glasses.

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The two crews had merged as a drunken group on the deck of Valentine’s ship, Valentine looked over the crowd with a bottle of rum in hand, searching for Elias, he found him talking to the boy that had been sent over to his ship by Valentine. “Elias!” the man spun round at Valentine’s voice “come, I must show you something before you get too merry”.

Valentine led Elias to his quarters “this is what I wanted to show you” Valentine started as he pointed to a map on his desk “look if we sail north east, within 2 or 3 days we come into contact with one of the naval routes, with our number of men we can overpower them, but it must be a surprise” Valentine looked up from the chart.

“What do you suggest then?” Elias asked grinning, he liked this alliance already.

“I pretend to attack your ship, all you would need to do is lower your flag, and they would think your ship as a merchant ship.” Valentine paused to gauge Elias’ reaction, the other man urged him to continue “they’ll see my flag and jump at the chance to finally capture the infamous green ghost, as my forces will then be split attacking your ship and protecting mine. I’ll humour them, let them come in close, let them think they’re winning. Then that’s where you come in. We then join forces and overpower them, steal their resources and any other essentials. Some captives will be taken, the rest of the crew tied up on deck and left adrift, of course we will take their maps as well and a uniform or two. So what do you think?” Valentine said as he looked at Elias, who was suddenly a lot closer.

“I think this is one of the reasons you’re one of the most feared pirates on the seven seas” Elias replied softly and closed the gap between the two, Valentine groaned into the kiss and began leading the pair over to his bed.

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[hotephobie]

Wondering Eyes

Summary: Cleves attracts a lot of attention.

Word Count: 1044

A/N: I wrote something for the high school AU because someone requested it and I wanted to get it done!!

Boleyn was popular. It was just a fact, she couldn’t go anywhere without someone from school noticing her. Cleves was a little different. She was a little more popular, especially with some of the girls at school. Even before joining any sports teams, Cleves always drew in a large crowd. People liked Cleves for her personality. Boleyn was popular, because of her titles.

Boleyn knew there were girls that wanted Cleves. Whether it was other girls at the school, or people Cleves knew outside of schools. Cleves just seemed to attract girls no matter where she was. Boleyn did get jealous from time to time, but she never admitted it. To make it all the even worse, Cleves didn’t realize all the girls after her. Like right now.

Cleves was practicing some shooting drills while a group of girls watched from the bleachers. It was clear they weren’t interested in Cleves’ skill and more so her body. Cleves couldn’t see the hungry staring, but Boleyn could. It wasn’t fair, only she was allowed to look at Cleves like that. Then again, it wasn’t good for Boleyn to stare at her girlfriend like that either.

“Hey, babe!” Cleves’ thick accent cut Boleyn out of her train of thought. Cleves grinned excitedly. “We’re still on for our date right?” Cleves was covered in sweat and her hair was a mess.

“You’re not going anywhere with me smelling like that, go take a shower!” Boleyn giggled as she pushed Cleves toward to locker room. She leaned away when Cleves turned around to kiss her. “Nope, I’m not touching you anymore until you shower, ya dork!”

Cleves pouted. “At least come in there with me, I’ve been busy all day and I wanna talk to you.” Cleves was technically right. Despite having most of their classes together, they only really had time to talk between classes and lunch. “Just this one time, for me?”

Boleyn sighed looking away from her girlfriend. “Babe, even if I did want to go in with you, which I don’t it smells like sweat I’m there,” Boleyn looked up to see Cleves pouting even harder “I don’t have a good reason to go in without looking suspicious.” Cleves huffed out and crossed her arms. She looked at Boleyn for a moment, then suddenly her face lit up. “What are you thinking-” Before she could finish Cleves quickly reached up and took off the rubber bands holding up Boleyn’s space buns neatly in place.

Cleves smiled watching the buns quickly unravel and fall down. “Now you do.” Boleyn rolled her eyes as she took the hair ties from Cleves and entered the locker room. “Hey come on, they were frizzy anyway!” Cleves joked as she followed behind Boleyn.

“Well, they weren’t falling apart now were they?” Boleyn chuckled as she made her way toward a sink. She placed her purse on the edge and pulled out a comb and hairbrush. She began smoothing out her stray hairs and parted her hair straight down the middle. Boleyn tied her hair into two ponytails and twisted them around the base and made sure they were even.

“If it matters, I think your hair still looks cute when it’s down!” Cleves’ voice caused Boleyn to jump.“Sorry, but I mean it.”

“Thanks, but you’re still in the dog house for your little stunt.” Boleyn looked Cleves up and down, she’d been mostly clean and smelled way better. The only problem was that Cleves hair was still wet. “Your hair is still very wet, dry it.”

Cleves shrugged, “It’s no big deal, I’ll let it air dry. Now let’s go!” Cleves grabbed Boleyn’s hand and walked out of the locker room. Boleyn had a number of reasons to nag Cleves about needing to dry her hair, but Cleves seemed really excited to have a date today. Boleyn just bit her lip and followed behind Cleves quietly.

Once they left school Boleyn couldn’t help but notice people still staring at Cleves. It didn’t ease any of the growing irritation in Boleyn’s mind. “Are you ok? You seem pretty quiet…” Cleves frowned as she pulled her girlfriend closer. “You’ve been quiet since I started practicing, do you need me to take you home? We can always try again when you feel better.” Boleyn couldn’t help but melt how soft Cleves had gotten.

“Yea, I’m fine it’s just…nothing it’s stupid. Let’s just eat some food.” Boleyn shrugged and continued walking alongside her girlfriend. Boleyn could tell Cleves wasn’t buying her front. “We can talk about after we get food, I’m starving.” Boleyn forced a smiled. It was clear Cleves was beyond worried, but she didn’t say anything. After a few more minutes of quiet walking, the reached the gas station. It was an odd place to have a date, but neither of them really cared. They had fun and that was all that really mattered to the two of them. They entered the gas station and quickly bought their food. A few bags of chips, two drinks, and a couple hotdogs.

They sat down at a table set up outside of the gas station. After a few minutes of quiet eating, Cleves broke the silence. “Come on, what’s bothering you?” Cleves looked intensely as her girlfriend shifted nervously. “I’m not gonna be mad at you, I promise.”

Boleyn bit her lip, she could just come clean and get it over with. Yet she still felt stupid for it. It wasn’t like Cleves was asking for them to look at her that way. “You really don’t notice it,” Cleves tilted her head in confusion. “The staring, like everywhere we go it’s someone. I know it’s not your fault it just makes me so…so..”

“Jealous?”

“No, I don’t get jealous.” Boleyn glared at the girl sitting across from her. “It just makes me uncomfortable..” It just didn’t seem right, to have people looking at Cleves all the time.

“Hey, I don’t care how many people look at me. My eyes are always gonna be on you.” Cleves smirked watching her girlfriend string back into her seat. “It’s just you and me, no one else. I promise.” Boleyn covered her face blushing.

“You’re lucky you’re cute or I would’ve hit you by now.”

[hotephobie]

The best ship solidarity is that regardless of weather you ship kitty and cleves or boleyn and cleves, we can all agree that cleves tops.

[hotephobie]

Cleves and Boleyn

Boleyn may be tall, but Cleves is taller

They always talk to eachother like those Bro memes

"Where were you when my meme only had three likes!?" "Makes two more accounts" "B A B E"

They can't cool to save their lives, but they both can bake so that means something

They're Distinguished Gays™

There is not constant them in their closest. Sometimes they trade clothes

Boleyn has to put up with Cleves texting her at like 4am even though they sleep in the same bed

"Don't talk to me, my dogs, my child, or my milf ever again!"

Cleves post a lot of aesthetic photos of Boleyn

Cleves is always big spoon, it doesn't matter what's happening.

They have matching chokers

Cleves randomly switches from English to German and Boleyn is always confused

They quote memes to eachother, it's basically a secret language for them

Boleyn got Cleves to cosplay with her once

They're Sugar Mommy²

[hotephobie]

high school au for boleyn x cleves

Cleves got injured and Boleyn flipped out. She took care of Cleves the whole time she was injured

They get caught making out a lot. They don't care. It happens atleast once a week

Boleyn is really feminine and Cleves is really masculine

Cleves carries Boleyn to class all the time, because she's small and takes too long

Cleves lives alone since her parents work elsewhere in the world, so Boleyn and Cleves have a lot of sleepovers

Cleves and Boleyn make sure each others grades stay up

They quote a lot of vines together

Boleyn always falls asleep when they face time and Cleves always screen records it

They are totally the type to have a date in a fucking tree house

They watch a lot of Disney movies together

[hotephobie]

high school au maragon & boleves!

Maragon

Aragon is captain of the debate team

Maria a band geek that's kinda popular

Maria goes to all of Aragon's debates

Aragon goes to all of Maria's performances

They support each other a lot

Their Snapchat streak is just aesthetic photos and music videos

If it weren't for Maria, Aragon would be in a lot of trouble

They walk home together everyday

Maria is edgy as fuck and listens to a bunch of alternative music

Aragon is prepy and rich and basically the opposite of what Maria is

Boleves

Cleves is that rich basketball player that's really popular

Boleyn is a really popular party animal that's super smart

Boleyn steals Cleves' lettermen jacket a lot

Boleyn is always well dressed and fashionable. While Cleves wears whatever and still somehow looks good

Boleyn is always at basketball practice and games just to stare at Cleves

Not big on PDA but it's kinda obvious they're dating

Cleves teaches Boleyn how to skateboard

Cleves is secretly really smart, but only really shows it around Boleyn

Cleves wore a tuxedo to prom and Boleyn almost died

Cleves and Boleyn don't have many classes together, but when they do it's basically hell for the rest of the class