i’m sorry for making your life more whimsical and serendipitous 🙄
-my cat when I yell at him for running around the house as fast as possible at 3am

#extradirty

ellievsbear
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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izzy's playlists!
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shark vs the universe
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@lesbiancross-stitch
i’m sorry for making your life more whimsical and serendipitous 🙄
-my cat when I yell at him for running around the house as fast as possible at 3am
Loyalty that surpasses the stars. I have a lot of feelings about space and Laika Patreon
Laika should be reverred as a sacred entity honestly. As with all the animals we have sacrifieced for human acheivements.
@inneskeeper
“Laika Invictus, who is still out there, a speck of steel against the empty belly of where life is not, keep me safe, warn me of danger, shepherd my soul, and love me, Laika Invictus, Saint of the Firmament, not as I love you, but as only you are capable of love for those of us who sail the stars in your wake.”
12 year old me imagining a fellow twelve year old slaughtering Medusa:
the reality:
#Happy December 10th to those who celebrate 🎁
get the look : joan of arc
Iceland Volcano Eruption
So many stag beetle sons, so little time! Look at their fancy antlers
Prints available in my store!
more bmw hate always
me thinkin' abt bmw's
the only good BMWs are Big Muscular Women amrite!
SCREAM (1996) dir. Wes Craven
Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far
“Get the strap!”
For further hilarity:
“He’s packing” but is he cis or trans
stop saying "sorry for party rocking", instead try "thank you for your allowing me to party rock" or "I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight"
im tired of being mean its bad for my health i want to be nice now so no one be stupid ever again so i dont have to be mean to you
If a trans woman became chess world champion, terfs would unironically go: "It's unfair, male brains are much smarter than female brains. It's well known that women are fucking stupid. #feminism"
They literally did this to a trans woman who won a game of jepoardy named Amy Schneider.
Like they unironically argued that men are "socialized to like trivia more than women" and "men are genetically predisposed to have faster reaction times than women" and other complete nonsense.
"Women are fucking stupid and inherently inferior to men" - terfs, without a single fucking shred of irony or self-awareness
its literally even fucking co-ed!!! its not like jeopardy is a fucking gendered thing!!! there were also men competing w her!!! wtf