Dec 23, 2013
"but honestly they look like a pile of booty and it’s gross."
as amusing as this analogy is i could totally go for a pile of booty right about now
all dat booty makin my horn go toot tooty
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"but honestly they look like a pile of booty and it’s gross."
as amusing as this analogy is i could totally go for a pile of booty right about now
all dat booty makin my horn go toot tooty
bombread started following you
Hello! I'm Jong Dae. And who do I have the pleasure of meeting?
Do it.
29. My muse interrupts whatever yours is doing to sit on your muse’s lap
All together, the family had decided to go party, everyone was dressed up nicely to rock the house,the nightsky party club, a private one. After ordering drinks, they sat in the different boothes around and they drank, then went up to the dancefloor and danced, enjoying themselves fully. However, one had drank a little tiny bit too much, and it was Sanghyun. The boy was so drunk he was making a mess on the dancefloor. But somehow, he eventually managed to get back to the booth he had chosen to seat at earlier, each one in the booth was leaning against the other, some on their phones, others were giggling at nothing and everything, that was the effect of alcohol. Park Bom was doing both, her head resting on Uee's thighs, she was lying in a manner that she took for herself half a side of the booth, covering Sanghyun's favorite seat that he would forever be unwilling to give away. "Daughter, moooove, that's my seat" He said in that drunken voice of his, but didn't let her any time to react before he flopped down on her lap, even making himself comfortable on there. "DAD! WHAT THE HELL?!" Bom exclaimed annoyedly, immediatly starting to try push him off her legs, but it was in vain, Sanghyun was too heavy, no different from a dead body at this point, snoring off quietly. But there was a savior to Bom, Yujin. The latter got up and pulled Sanghyun off the oldest, having him lie down on the floor and fall asleep there.
[Keanu Reeves voice] THERE'S A BOM. ON THIS BUS.
What do you call it when G-Dragon does aegyo?
Cute d'Etat.
Now, what do you call him when he's using the bathroom?
Poop d'Etat.
please make uee be my grandma
She's been your grandma from the moment I adopted you, daughter.
[text] I can’t feel my legs.
Yukwon stares at the unknown number for a moment before responding
[text] look down and check they’re still there then
With a shrug he tucks his phone away and continues reading his book.