JohnKat "whoever gets pinned first loses"
Karkat and John stared at one another. Deep blue against bright red, one set wide, the other narrowed.
"But how?! I'm used to fighting, I was able to beat so many imps! How could you have possibly actually won?"
Karkat laughed. He looked into John's still narrowed eyes and couldn't help himself. "Egbert, I fucking know exactly how much fighting you've done. Remember when you first entered the game?"
John blushed, memories of that little hammer and how he had barely been able to lift the thing coming to him very clearly. "Well, what about you? You spent a lot less time fighting the game, than I did!"
"You will never stop shocking me. I was born on Alternia, genius. We practically breathed combat skills. We had to. I wouldn't be here if I hadn't been able to defend myself, stupid!"
John then grinned, "And by here you mean exactly on top of me, right?"
Karkat blinked. Then he shot away from John as if he was a culling drone himself. It was John's turn to start laughing.
"What? I thought you were liking your hard earned position Karkat!"
Karkat covered his face with his hands, "Shut the fuck up, Egbert!"