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Voting ended onNov 26, 2024

Subfandom: Batman, Superman

Media: All Media Types

Relationships: Shippy (Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne)

Summary:

“Master Bruce, of all the things I’d ever expected to walk in on—” Alfred began, with great prejudice. “I do hope there’s a good explanation for this.” Bruce, clad in a black bathrobe, looked up from his microscope. A disembodied penis, from its place on the table, raised its head too. They appeared to regard one another then Bruce turned to shake his head at Alfred. “No.” “‘No’?” “No, I don’t have a good explanation.” Alfred paused in thought. “Well.” Bruce is politely poked in the cheek by a flying dick one night. Hijinks, and more worldbuilding than you can shake a dick at, ensue.

Authour: @bonehandledknife

Year: 2019

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I was re-reading The Mountains Are The Same, and as someone who does proofreading in their spare time, I noticed a few little recurring things punctuation and spelling-wise. Would y'all be interested in having the typos and such redlined/fixed in a word doc? If not that's cool too, I enjoy reading it either way! Have a good one

There’s a lot wrong there in terms of tense changes too, but honestly I don’t think either of us if ever going to fix it, so I don’t think it’s worth the effort on your end. Thanks for the offer though :-)

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(1/2) THIS QUOTE THO...Yinsen: He wants you to build the Jericho missile. He has everything you need here, he wants you to begin immediately. After it is completed, he will set you free. [Abu Bakaar smiles and holds out his hand. Tony smiles and shakes it] --- Tony Stark: [still smiling] No, he won't. --- Yinsen: [also smiling] No, he won't. --- LIKE UGH, CW!STEVE WOULDN'T GET THIS. Because this is what happened with the Accords and I just wanna shake the man.

So I’m clutching my face with screaming and feels at the realization today that If you swap Abu Bakkar and/or Ten Rings with Ross, I feel like that one quote with Yinsen encapsulates a lot of the Accords and what Tony was doing with them, but like, Team Cap just… doesn’t GET it? Like, the things you do to survive. I feel like if Steve was Spiderman he would never have dealt with JJ Jamison to get by, he would have just punched the man’s face in an alley.

Hmmm, to be honest I don’t think they are comparable at all. Ross himself might be a comparison to Abu Bakkar in terms of his willingness to coerce, but the accords were not made or orchestrated by Ross. The accords are 117 countries asking the avengers to be held accountable for their fuckups. That in it of itself is what we call rule of law. It is very different from capturing someone and at gunpoint ordering them to do something knowing very well you are going to kill them later. 

Yes Tony was savvy enough to see Bakkar’s ploy for what it was, and yes he was severely underestimated. Yes, Tony was savvy enough to know Ross has a significant amount of power as the fucking Secretary of State of the United States of America - the world’s biggest superpower. So yeah he knows when to play ball with Ross, and similarly is underestimated. 

However, i really don’t see the point of comparison with the accords, and I don’t see what Steve has to do with any of this. 

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@bonehandledknife replied to your post:

food for thought: the common male perception that males 'aren't emotional' and females are 'overly emotional' re: acceptable emotions and emotional outlets

Oh that is interesting. I definitely haven’t missed this weird thread of ‘emotions are necessary’ while simultaneously, ‘we are better for not having emotions and you are silly for having them.’ 

He kind of says so himself. He calls Magical Girls fools for changing reality and follows it up with, ‘but we would have no solutions to our problems if they didn’t.’ (I just didn’t cap this.) 

And man if that doesn’t give me the creeps. Because he is. He is the abuser. He is the gas lighting condescending abuser. 

But more to your point, that definitely is food for thought. He is the primary male-coded figure in this anime as well. I think it’s entirely reasonable to suspect that Kyubey chose male pronouns for this reason. 

But then again, I do heavily dislike this idea that the narrative may be presenting which is that teen boys innately have less emotions. The only place they could come from and not make me hate it a little bit is if it does lie within the narrative of abuse being more easily put upon or tolerated against girls. But there are still loads of bad implications in that regard as well. 

Sooo... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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bonehandledknife replied to your post: Oh my God WHY DIDN’T I REALIZE THEY’RE MARRIED?! I...

they live together. the room has, canonically, only one bed. you can’t even tell them to get a room BECAUSE THEY HAVE ONE

holy hell the gay is right smack in my face

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Chapters: 8/8 Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov Characters: Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Various Hogwarts Characters Additional Tags: Hogwarts AU, Crack, Drunk History - Freeform, Humor, sometimes not crack, idk angst just slips in sometimes, IT'S A DRUNK HISTORY OKAY I'M JUST GOING WITH IT, Happy Ending, your faves are ace and genderqueer, except when they're not, sorry salazar, hufflepuff viktor, slytherin yuuri, gryffindor viktor, This is lunacy, high grade., the author is apparently the devil, there's plot ARE YOU HAPPY NOW Summary:

So moonbelowsea asked me late one night how I would write Gryffindor!Viktor and Slytherin!Yuuri and I babbled about it then crashed near the ass of dawn. The next day I realized that it was kinda almost a history.

A Drunk History.

Let's go with that.

 —

 “Who are you?” Viktor breathes.

And the Slytherin squeaks and whips around and just about brains themself on a desk, falling over.

Viktor races in, “Are you okay?”

The boy stares at him.

“I saw you tracing,” And Viktor points at his desk and the other boy covers his red face with his hands and Viktor's heart just about bursts with the need to own puppies with him.

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@bonehandledknife liSTen,,

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bonehandledknife replied to your post: things that house buying/renovation shows made me...

OP: why do you not wear socks or slippers, also carpets get so fucking gross I can’t even

you realize you can feel hardwood through socks, right? like, socks don't provide a cushion, they give you a thin barrier between you and literal hard wood.