Bones walks into the room wearing a tight fitting skin tight leather one piece miniskirt and dark gothic makeup. “Hey, Booth!” she says sadly. “Don’t ask me what’s wrong, I don’t want to talk about it.” Bones sighs as she sits down heavily into her large oversized chair and heaves a heavy sigh.
Booth sit up and looked at Bones in her tight leather skintight outfit made of entire of leather with lots of zippers all over it. Booth didn’t want to see Bones anymore because he loved her and stuff but she was here now so he just had to make the best. “What’s wron-” Booth was cut off by Zack coming in the room!
“Hey guys, it’s me Zack I just broke out of jail again to come and see you guys cause I thought you might need my help with someone,” he said laughing the whole time. Bones noticed that Zack wasn’t wearing any pants but he was living in a psych ward so it was probably just him being crazy or something. Bones got up from her chair and pushed back her long black hair that she had just had dyed recently because after she had been bitten by a vampire her hair turned jet black.
“Hey aren’t we supposed to be out on a mission today?” Booth said while looking Zack up and down. He noticed that Zack wasn’t wearing pants but he was okay with that, Zack was kind of cute. “Yeah, I think so!” Zack said with a fist pump in the air. Booth smiled at Zack. Zack smiled back at Booth.
Everyone went outside into the dark nighttime. “Hey, it’s dark out here,” Booth explained. “Not to me,” Bones giggled. “I can see fine because i’m a vampire don’t forget.” “Oh yeah,” said Booth. “I foggot.”
“VAMPIRE!” shouted someone that they couldn’t see because it was dark and he was far away but it was for sure a man who shouted it. “KILL HER!” A man jumped down from a high building with a big SWOOSH of a long coat that he was wearing and pointed his finger at Bones. “You a vampire and I heard you say it. And I know you are one because i’m one too. But i’m a good vampire who hunts down bad vampires like YOU!”
The good vampire flexed his muscle and looked around at the group. “My name is Angel and I help the helpless.” “Wait you what?” said Booth. “I help the helpless” “That’s stupid.’ “No, it’s awesome because i’m an awesome vampire.” “Yeah okay dude but you’re stupid.” ‘No you’re stupid.” “Shut up or i’ll punch your stupid face.” “Yeah? You just try it and i’ll punch your stupid vampire face in.” “No i’m a vampire.” “What?”
Bones wandered off while the two guys yelled at each other. Whatever. It was not her problem, she said to herself out load. She scratched at her leg in the darkness because her super short sexy leather miniskirt was so short that it left her legs all exposed and the cold air was cold on them except she was a vampire so she couldn’t feel it. Bones went into a nightclub and the music was so load that it hurt her super sensitive vampire ears which could ear everything all at one time. She looked around and found other vampires at a table. “Hey guys!” she said in her super depressed vampire voice. “You guys want to hang out or something?” But the other vampires were just goth people and they were totally lame preps like that bitch Hillary Duff so Bones left and went to the other side of the room where the DJ was playing songs.
Angel ran out of the alley screaming something about Buffy and then he got hit by a car and died because he’s a whiny bitch. Booth left the other way and followed Bones into the nightclub. He grabbed her by the arm and kissed her face and it was awesome. “I love you so much,” he said to her. “I know,” she said. “But it can’t even work out because i’m too smart and stuff.” “I don’t care about that,” he said and kissed her again like a real man would because he’s not a jerkoff like my ex-boyfriend Cage who bitches about every little thing.
