#bonky

[bobby-brinks]

2026 Flyers Development Camp

(my photos, please don’t repost 😊)

[the-real-peterparker]

pew pew

@official-buckybarnes

[hainethehero]

HEADCANNON: MARVEL VILLAINS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA...

The Avengers visit The Raft to question any of the numerous villains about their evil plans for World Domination™️...

"Where's the pretty one? I'll only talk to the pretty one."

Tony, Thor, Bruce, Clint and Steve all look at Nat, who wrinkles her nose and raises a questioning brow. But then the villain cackles and shakes his head.

"Nah, I mean the pretty blonde with the puppy eyes, big tits and the gorgeous ass."

And they're all like, "oh... ohhhh" and look to Steve, who blushes and looks away shyly. Call him a prude, but, by his estimation, he'd just only thought fondue was a euphemism for sex.

And it doesn't stop there!

The villain goes into every vulgar detail about what he'd like to do to Steve and exactly how he'd do it. He talks about how he'd pull his hair, bite his neck, suck on his tits, leave his lips bruised.

Saying lewd things like:

"You'd look so fuckin pretty riding my cock, princess." and "God, I'd love to put you on your hands and knees. I'd rail you so good sweetheart."

All the while the other Avengers look on with various expressions of concern and confusion- well, Tony just looks sort of intrigued, but that's besides the point. Steve's face is aflame, eyes looking everywhere but at his teammates.

Then Clint speaks up and warns, "Yeah, might wanna hold your horses on this one, dude. Unless you want the Winter Soldier on your ass."

And the villain just looks even more interested and says excitedly, "I love a challenge. I'd go to war for that ass."

Natasha shrugs, "More like a suicide mission."

And Tony says, "Yeah buddy, you don't touch Rogers while Bucky Barnes is still breathing."

Then Steve sputters because um, no, the Winter Soldier does NOT like him like that. He'd barely said more than ten words to Steve despite them always being paired up for SHIELD missions! Barnes always acted all stoic and annoyed whenever Steve spoke to him. And he always acted all pissy and disgusted whenever Steve was instructed to join his operations, even though Steve would be under his command!

Like, there was no winning with Barnes so why the hell did everyone on his team think Barnes would be pissed right now?!

But then the villain pipes up, "Whatever you say. I'm willing to negotiate with Malibu Barbie. Get me in a room with him and I'll tell you everything you need to know."

And Natasha goes, "Wow, not even negotiating for a lesser sentence? Just one-on-one time with Rogers?"

The villain says, "Oh, I can always hatch a plan of escape some other time. But this? Oh, I'm gonna be the envy of all the other baddies out there."

And the Avengers all frown because what?

"What d'you mean by that?" Thor questions to which the villain says, "Wow, for the world's heroes you guys really are out of the loop."

And after leering at Steve again, he explains, "Evil plans for world domination aside, a lot of us have our likes and dislikes, our vices and poisons. The truth? Everyone's just foaming at the mouth to get their hands on this one."

[foxpost-generator]

Bonky!

[bolblilyknuf]

going on a date w/ funky!

🚨🚨🚨THIS POST IS ABOUT MY PARTNER NOT YOURS🚨🚨🚨

[otw2u]

[funkylilblob]

these bitches look like they’re about to start singing about how their love is god or some shit

[buckybarnesandmarvel]

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫, 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝?

pairings: bucky x reader

warnings: sad!reader, ‘forgetful!avengers’, cursing, fluff, bucky is the best boyfriend ever

summary: on the day of your birthday, it seems as if everyone forgot, but little did you know, your loving boyfriend has a surprise for you

a/n: this sweet idea is for @chrisdrysdale​​‘s writing challenge. CONGRATS BABE FOR 700!! my prompt was “Of course I remembered.”

Thoughts are in italics.

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You slowly stirred. You turned and buried your face further into Bucky’s chest, feeling him sleepily wrap his arm around your bare waist. You hummed contently at the feeling of the cool metal brushing against you.

You lay there for a bit, just enjoying the presence of your lover, before your bladder decided to give you a wake up call. You tiptoed to the bathroom, so you wouldn’t wake Bucky up, but failed. Stupid super hearing.

“Baby, where’re you going.” Bucky’s voice was deep, husky and laced with sleep. His face was stuffed in the pillow, so it came out muffled.

“Just to the bathroom, bub. I’ll be back.”

You came back a few moments later, to see Bucky stretched out on the bed, his eyes closed. You tiptoed over to him and straddled his waist, watching a smile spread over his face. His eyes fluttered open and focused onto your lips. He sat up, his hands on your waist and kissed you deeply. The two of you stayed like that for a few, bliss, moments before you pulled apart. Jumping off the bed, you grabbed Bucky’s hand and pulled him with you.

“What’s the rush, doll?” He laughed.

“I want to do so much, today!” 

Bucky raised an eyebrow at your eagerness.

“Why? What’s today?”

“Buckyyyy...” You whined, giggling.

“I’m serious, doll, what’s happening?”

His voice was serious but confused, so you turned to face him. Bucky looked genuinely confused as a million thoughts rushed to your head.

He’s just come back from a mission. He’s still tired. Yep, that must be it. He wouldn’t actually forgot. Would he?

“Doll?”

It’s just a birthday, right. It’s no big deal. They come and go every year. It’s fine. Don’t make a fuss and make him upset or feel bad. It’s okay.

You plastered on a fake, yet convincing smile before answering Bucky.

“Nothing, Buck, it’s just a pretty day and I wanna make the most of it.”

“Well, c’mon, then, doll, what’re you waiting for?”

******

You fell back onto the bed, exhausted. Bucky had left to do a workout with Sam and left you outside the bedroom door. The day was amazing but you were hurt that he forgot your birthday. It had never happened before. You just chalked it up to him being too busy with missions and work. Deciding to keep your mind off of it a bit, you lay down on the bed, still fully dressed, and closed your eyes.

******

“Hey, doll. Y/N. Wake up, baby.”

Bucky rubbed your shoulder as you awoke . The feeling of him envelopeed you in warmth until you remembered earlier.

“Oh. Hey, Buck.”

Picking up on the disappointment in your voice, he raised a brow.

“Okay.... what’s up?”

“Really?” You scoffed. Getting up, you walked to the bathroom and shut the door firmly behind you.

Bucky came up and knocked multiple times on the door.

“Y/N, doll, come out. Talk to me.”

“Fine. You want to talk? Let’s talk.” You strolled out of the bathroom door, walking past him. “What day is it?”

“Wednesday?”

“Really?!”

“What?!”

“It’s my birthday, Bucky! How did you forget that? I wanted to do so much with you. I wanted to enjoy today with you but you didn’t even remember!” You burst out.

He stood there, silent for a few moments before grabbing your hand. Your protests were cut off as he pulled you along. He led you to the common room.

In front of you, was the rest of the team. Tables were laid out wih food, drinks and decorations. Balloons were placed on either side as the team blew whistles as you came into view. You covered your mouth, tears welling up in your eyes. You turned to Bucky.

“Bucky. I-”

He cut you off, placing a sweet kiss to your lips. Everybody clapped and ‘awwed’ around you before turning on the music.

“What d’ya take me for, huh, a shitty boyfriend? Of course I would never forget.”

“I- thank you, Bucky. I love you.”

“I love you more. Now, c’mon. We’re gonna be here all night.”

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SORRY THIS IS SO LATE LOVE