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“Has anyone noticed this whole city is looking for us, mad at us, or wants to kill us?”
“So?”
“Well, usually it’s just half the city.”
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@sixofcrowsnet heist: alternative covers
“Has anyone noticed this whole city is looking for us, mad at us, or wants to kill us?”
“So?”
“Well, usually it’s just half the city.”
Printed materials from a bygone era
Beijing 2017
Modelo: Carol M
its the first Friday of summer and I am ready to soak up some vitamin D and read a well loved no idea yet which one
Quoteable: Gail Carson Levine
Its the first weekend of summer in Australia and I am thrilled! Hopefully it will be gorgeous weather, just the right kind to be outside on the balcony getting some vitamin D with a book …
“Maximum Ride” sentence starters
“Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What’ve you been eating, rocks?”
“Can I come in?”
“We will call you Little One.“
“I can talk to fish!”
“She doesn’t have a soul. Have you ever seen her dance?”
“You were designed to be very smart.”
“And yet I still can’t program my DVD player.”
“There’s nothing special about him at all.”
“Well... He’s a snappy dresser.”
“Pick a tree. I’ll carve our initials into it.”
“So there you have it: the extent of my charms.”
“I don’t damnsel well. Distress, I can do. Damnseling? Not so much.”
“I choose you.”
“Oh, God, I want to do this all the time.”
“Don’t ever leave me again.”
“I won’t. I won’t, not ever.”
“Come back!”
“Wake up! Snap out of it!”
“You stupid jerk! I’m going to kill you if you die on me!”
“I offered to pee on him, but they said no.”
“They call me, The Sharkalator.”
“I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!”
“I once ate nine sicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”
“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!”
“Blending is out of the question.”
“There is one bright side to this.”
“You looove me, you love me this much!”
“You are avake, yah?”
“And you’re still a jerk, yah?”
“You stand out like a fart in a church.”
“Where was the catch? ‘Cause I knew one was coming.”
“Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?”
“You’re all the same. Count me out.”
“Oh great. Yoda captured us.”
“Dang, I’m good.”
“I feel like I’m going to hurl.”
“I feel like I'm going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn't do, because I haven't eaten.”
“I can’t even drag myself out of my room.”
“You’re a diabolical little pyro, aren’t you?”
“If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol.”
“Yes, let’s have more testosterone running the country.”
“Go to Germany and have kids together.”
“Oh. Was I not supposed to say anything?”
“I mean, this is pathetic.”
“You can help each other. You’re perfect complements to each other.”
“Shut up!”
“I hear voices, okay?”
“If you’re gonna be here, get used to it. Or else keep your distance.”
“No, I know. It’s just--”
“Their mothers were nobodies.”
“Well, you’re right there.”
“Yeah, you’re sitting in a tree because you’re fine. That’s easy to see.”
“All you need now to make yourself more pathetic is a pint of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream!”
“Excuse me? I’m alive too.”
“So the first thing we're going to do ---is push you off the roof.”
“I am a starfishhhh!”
“I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together.”
“If you think I'm going to let you give up on us now, you've got another think coming.”
“ No! It's different for you, you don't know what it's like...”
“You're coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week.”
“Now get up, before I kill you.”
“Well, when you put it that way...”
"Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?”
“What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?”
“I’m not going to die today.”
“Time to die.”
“Harden your heart.”
“Save your world. Love it. Protect it, and respect it and don't let haters represent it.
“It’s yours! It’s all yours for the taking!”
“Don’t leave the saving to anyone else, ever.”
“I’m human, do you hear me? It hurts!”
“When did they start coming after you?”
“I think it was the bomb. That definitely seemed to tick them off.”
“Just give it your best shot.”
“You know, it sounds like you guys didn’t really think this all the way through.”
“Well, I got news for you, nimrod.”
“I’m done jumping through your hoops.”
“You can tell yourselves that you’re doing all this to save the world, but really you’re just a bunch of psycho puppet-masters who probably didn’t date enough in high school.”
“You mean you don’t have one? You can get ‘em at Target.”
“Everlost” sentence starters
“Your hair looks funny.”
“Monster only had the power that you gave them.”
“That... Is totally uncalled for.“
“Don’t do that again. Ever.”
“Are we clear on the subject?”
“Your screaming days are over.”
“Can I scream a little?”
“Darn.”
This book is so interesting. I always wonder what’s going to happen next.”
“This game’s stupid. Who the heck is Zelda, anyway?”
“Maybe we’re standing like coins on the edge?”
“We might be able to shake things up a little, and find a way to come up heads.”
“What are you talking about?”
“There are mysteries in _______. Some of them are wonderful, and others are scary.”
“Perhaps that's why we're here: to experience the good and the bad that _____ has to offer.”
“This is not going to be easy.”
“I’m good at being bad, but I’m bad at being good.”
“I don’t know the first thing about good deeds.”
“What? Were you born stupid, or did you just die that way?”
“Think of it this way...”
“We’re not ghosts.”
“But we can’t choose what we forget.”
“The more we try to forget something, the more we end up remembering it.”
“Sorry, you just caught me off-guard.”
“No person in the world ever lost anything by being nice to me.“
“Nobody ever lost money taking a profit.“
“The Golden Compass” sentence starters
“You cannot change what you are, only what you do.”
“That is the duty of the old, to be anxious on the behalf of the young. And the duty of the young is to scorn the anxiety of the old.”
“You are so young, too young to understand this, but I shall tell you anyway and you’ll understand it later.”
“When a little boy is growing, he thinks he is immortal.”
“Each time becomes more painful, until finally your heart is broken.”
“You speak of destiny as if it was fixed.”
“We are all subject to the fates. But we must act as if we are not, or die of despair.”
“When he'd sworn at her and been sworn at in return, they became great friends.”
“All good things pass away.”
“Human beings can't see anything without wanting to destroy it.”
“I’m going to destroy it.”
“Death is going to die.”
“Being a practiced liar doesn't mean you have a powerful imagination. Many good liars have no imagination at all; it's that which gives their lies such wide-eyed conviction.”
“Death will sweep through all the worlds; it will be the triumph of despair, forever.”
“When you live for many hundreds of years, you know that every opportunity will come again.”
“If a coin comes down heads, that means that the possibility of its coming down tails has collapsed. Until that moment the two possibilities were equal.”
"If there is war to be fought, we don't consider cost one of the factors in deciding whether or not it is right to fight.”
“ What would it matter if you did?”
“When you choose one way out of many, all the ways you don't take are snuffed out like candles, as if they'd never existed.”
“One moment several things are possible, the next moment only one happens, and the rest don't exist.”
“We feel cold, but we don't mind it.”
“Men pass in front of our eyes like butterflies, creatures of a brief season. We love them; they are brave, proud, beautiful, and clever; and they die almost at once”
“It doesn’t work like that.”
“What's happening is that the Shadows are responding to the attention you pay them.”
“I didn’t have anything in mind, and you well know it.”