#boomerbanged

[societalfailure]

I can't right now and he has a mum tattoo

Oh, nonny. I can’t even right now either because I am dead. My ovaries exploded and I died. And I’m totally okay with that because it is fully worth it.

I’m currently in talks with @felyneve90 and @frecklefaceb on whether the MUM tat and shoulder tat are character ones or legit his. They both think character, I’m kinda on the fence. What do my followers think?

[societalfailure]

your icon. I'm in tears. stop tormenting me. *sob laughing*

I can’t. It’s perfect. He’s perfect. I’m sorry. No I’m not. Yes I am. I… I don’t even know what i'm feeling anymore….

[emmysrandomthoughts]

Who would be harder to handle Eric or Boomerang? I still want both😍

I think you’d probably have to bring your A-game for either. I think letting Eric and the Captain “Eiffel Tower” you, would probably leave you half dead lol. I think out of the two, though, you’d need to be more prepared for the Captain. Eric has at least a modicum of civility, where as Boomy seems like he does…not…give…a fuck, and would damn near destroy you. 

Damn, it’s January and I’m sweating lol. 

[emmysrandomthoughts]

I can totally see a little back alley, up against a wall action with ole Boomer after too many drinks and a few slurred words in that hot accent😈😍

Oh yeah.....or he might just follow you into the bathroom and go for it right there, if in a bar/club. You'd stumble in there, and the next thing you know, you're shoved against the wall with your skirt around your waist, with parts of him finding their way inside you 😬🤗💥🔥🍻🍾...........I don't see the Captain as being "inhibited" or following social protocol lol.

[emmysrandomthoughts]

I bet Captain Boomerang dirty talks like no other😈, my panties would melt

Fuck yes…..just imagine the Captain rumbling in your ear “you’re so fucking wet, love” in that sexy, deep accent of Jai’s. My temperature just spiked writing that :) 

[emmysrandomthoughts]

Am I the only one who wants Boomerang to bang me into next week? You just know he would be good.

No, you’re not alone. I think I might’ve gotten boomerbanged a little too hard after seeing the trailer, which is responsible for my current predicament lol 

I imagine the Captain fucks the same way he came out of that bag in the trailer: hard, fast, and swinging :) 

[societalfailure]

How much do we hope to see Captain Boomerang shirtless and in all his fucking glory in the movie...on a scale of 1 to 10?

2,153,758 out of 10.

[societalfailure]

Suddenly Jai's #boomerbanged tag makes sense. Asshole.

I’d like him to boomerbang me.