#boosterheartofgold

[nighthawklancebruner]

You have crazy dimples.

Ha~ Thanks, Booster~

[theguygardner]

Oh, are, Ted sort recently came back to life under mysterious circumstances. We've been keeping him sorta low key until he's ready to get back into the hero business. Also after he came back we started fucking.

Okay, let me put this in a way you can better understand: That was number one on a list of shit I have never wanted to hear in my entire life. Way too much information.

On the bright side, Bea owes me twenty-five crisp dollar bills so I can shove them in her face.

[theguygardner]

Hey Guy you were a lit major in college right? (Hard as that is to believe....) What do i do if i want to write a poem for Ted on Valentines day?

Forget the poem, ship him a heart-shaped whoopee cushion. That should win h—

—Wait, why are you writing poems to a dead guy?

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOOSTER!!!

[bugofambush]

 boosterheartofgold:

That’s just sad…. At least i have a robot to make my sound effects for me.

Oh yeah, well, ... I got a hoagie. *takes bite of sandwich*

[nighthawklancebruner]

Merry Non-Denominationally Specific Holidays Lancelot! I got you a jacket. *hands him a wrapped present*

*Laughs and shakes his head, taking the present.* Thanks, Booster, Merry Non-Denominational Specific Holiday to you, too. Got you a little something, too. *Grinning, he retreats back into his apartment, leaving the door open as he retrieves a wrapped object.*

[nighthawklancebruner]

Did you know the hairstyle you have is called a "Duck tail"?

Is it? I just like it, it's nice and simple. *Proud grin.*

[nighthawklancebruner]

I have decided when you find someone sexy because of their facial structure, it's called "getting a cheekboner."

*Bursts out laughing.* Cheekboner? I've never heard that one before.