Here's My Title

Hi hi! I'm the ever so lovable Ambush Bug. I like long walks on short beaches, wearing a good pear of sandals, and reading comic-books. Go green!

[theamazingchickenman]

"So I'm trying to summon a team. I'm also trying to get this team to raid Area 51. Would you want in on this?"

"You know the real Area 51 is in Toledo, right? That one in Nevada? It's a Six Flags. You're being lied to, Buggy. But if you really want in, I can hook you up with a season pass."

[bugofambush]

"Six Flags?! Foiled by my own company! But I'll still be going. To both locations. So if you don't want those season passes ..."

[theamazingchickenman]

"That depends. You got any leads on the DC Universe? Maybe you could hook me up with a movie deal? But I don't wanna be played by Brandon Routh."

[bugofambush]

"Aha. I see what you're doing." A.B. starts lightly poking Chicken Man's shoulder. "If you think that I would manipulate the company I'm in for a season pass ticket to its own theme park in Area 51, you would be very correct! I'll see what I can do. No Brandon Routh. Not George Clooney either." Shudders a bit. "Nippled bat armor. Why?"

[untouchable-lightning]

@bugofambush

Continued from here

Ariel tilts her head, “Is it still worth watching? I have not seen any movies lately.”

[bugofambush]

"It isn't. Instead, try Wonder Woman or even Shazam." A.B. pulls out a pair of DVDs out of his back pocket. "Luckily I have both."

[bugofambush]

❝Well that was brutally honest.❞

"But it's true though. The Suicide Squad movie almost had a good thing going. But nooope!" A.B. said as he shook his head at the sky.

[rpmemestbh]

Personality Starters

(as requested by anon)

Starters:

❝Why do you have to be so stubborn?❞ 

❝I know you better than you know yourself.❞

❝You don’t have to be so rude.❞

❝You’re so dynamic, that’s what I love about you.❞

❝You need to learn to put yourself first.❞

❝Fuck love.❞

❝Well that was brutally honest.❞

❝Perfectionism only ends in disappointment.❞

❝I have to be perfect.❞

❝You don’t have to act so tough.❞

❝Why do you pretend not to care?❞

❝Don’t you believe in me?❞

❝I don’t think you’re as apathetic as you think you are.❞

❝I love your zest for life.❞

❝You’re really brave.❞

❝That took a lot of courage. Thanks.❞

❝Life really isn’t as great as you make it out to be.❞

❝Life really isn’t as bad as you make it out to be.❞

❝I don’t understand you.❞

❝You don’t understand me.❞

❝I know you’re only mean because people were mean to you but is this really what you want?❞

❝Your smile is contagious.❞

❝Why are you so self-critical?❞

❝Thanks for trusting me.❞

❝Of course I trust you.❞ 

[bugofambush]

"Stop graffiti drawing profane phallus shapes! I'm tired of telling the children that it's whales throwing up!"

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

"So when are we forming another cool group? Follow up question. Will said group raid Area 51 on September 20th?"

You know, getting you in on my planned team is a great idea! …Why the heck are people raidin’ that fake area anyway?

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

Ohhhhh a few years. Wait till I show ya the features! Glitch is this real smart superdude, I can get you guys together once I finally get a team meeting goin’!

[bugofambush]

"I don't really need a car. But it would be cool to have. By the way, I heard from a reliable source that Area 51 in Nevada is a Six Flags. Real one is in Taledo."

[bugofambush]

"...Creepy told me we got a new recruit...You him?" (Arixbug)

“Yup, that’s me.” A.B. said as he tipped his oversized foam cowboy hat. “Creeper and I go way back.”

[bugofambush]

"Oh, of course. I wou- wait you have wings?! Can you fly?" A.B. asked with slight envy. "Ya gotta tell me your powers now. Pleeeease."

[bugofambush]

"...Creepy told me we got a new recruit...You him?" (Arixbug)

“Yup, that’s me.” A.B. said as he tipped his oversized foam cowboy hat. “Creeper and I go way back.”

[arixbug]

“ Old friends, hmm?” The vigilante chuckled at the sight, antennae on her cowl bobbing slightly as she did. “Same here, I suppose. I’ve known him ever since he came on the scene~ I’m the Fireant. You got a name, newbie?”

[bugofambush]

“Fireant.” A.B. said back to himself. “Don’t think we’ve properly met. Ambush Bug at your service.” He extended his hand. “I like your antennae. Got a pair myself.” He pointed to them as if Fireant couldn’t see where they were.

[arixbug]

“So I noticed…” The woman glanced over to his antennae, offering a wiggle of her own. The girl wasn’t anticipating meeting another insect themed superhero. Especially one so… lifelike. “Both being friends of Creepy, both having antennae…We got all kinds of things in common, don’t we?”

[bugofambush]

“We do. So, uh, show me your superpowers and I show you mine.” A.B. said in a mock-like seductive manner. “Or not. You do you.” He said as he took off his silly hat. “Random question. You aren’t freaked out by dolls, are you?”

[arixbug]

“Ooh~ Well, that is a tempting offer~” The Fireant replied with a smirk before her face switched to confusion “…Dolls? No, Buggy. I can’t say I’ve ever been freaked out by a doll in my life…Why?”

[bugofambush]

"Because my partner in crime is Cheeks." A.B. pulled out the doll Cheeks from behind. "He's my sidekick. Like Batgirl to Batman. Or Bucky to Captain America. Or like Jersey Shore to bad television."

[bugofambush]

"...Creepy told me we got a new recruit...You him?" (Arixbug)

“Yup, that’s me.” A.B. said as he tipped his oversized foam cowboy hat. “Creeper and I go way back.”

[arixbug]

“ Old friends, hmm?” The vigilante chuckled at the sight, antennae on her cowl bobbing slightly as she did. “Same here, I suppose. I’ve known him ever since he came on the scene~ I’m the Fireant. You got a name, newbie?”

[bugofambush]

“Fireant.” A.B. said back to himself. “Don’t think we’ve properly met. Ambush Bug at your service.” He extended his hand. “I like your antennae. Got a pair myself.” He pointed to them as if Fireant couldn’t see where they were.

[arixbug]

“So I noticed…” The woman glanced over to his antennae, offering a wiggle of her own. The girl wasn’t anticipating meeting another insect themed superhero. Especially one so… lifelike. “Both being friends of Creepy, both having antennae…We got all kinds of things in common, don’t we?”

[bugofambush]

"We do. So, uh, show me your superpowers and I show you mine." A.B. said in a mock-like seductive manner. "Or not. You do you." He said as he took off his silly hat. "Random question. You aren't freaked out by dolls, are you?"

[bugofambush]

"...Creepy told me we got a new recruit...You him?" (Arixbug)

“Yup, that’s me.” A.B. said as he tipped his oversized foam cowboy hat. “Creeper and I go way back.”

[arixbug]

“ Old friends, hmm?” The vigilante chuckled at the sight, antennae on her cowl bobbing slightly as she did. “Same here, I suppose. I’ve known him ever since he came on the scene~ I’m the Fireant. You got a name, newbie?”

[bugofambush]

"Fireant." A.B. said back to himself. "Don't think we've properly met. Ambush Bug at your service." He extended his hand. "I like your antennae. Got a pair myself." He pointed to them as if Fireant couldn't see where they were.

[theamazingchickenman]

"So I'm trying to summon a team. I'm also trying to get this team to raid Area 51. Would you want in on this?"

"You know the real Area 51 is in Toledo, right? That one in Nevada? It's a Six Flags. You're being lied to, Buggy. But if you really want in, I can hook you up with a season pass."

[bugofambush]

"Six Flags?! Foiled by my own company! But I'll still be going. To both locations. So if you don't want those season passes ..."

[bugofambush]

"...Creepy told me we got a new recruit...You him?" (Arixbug)

"Yup, that's me." A.B. said as he tipped his oversized foam cowboy hat. "Creeper and I go way back."

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

"So when are we forming another cool group? Follow up question. Will said group raid Area 51 on September 20th?"

You know, getting you in on my planned team is a great idea! …Why the heck are people raidin’ that fake area anyway?

[bugofambush]

“Because of the aliens! Granted, we know a few already like Superman, Supergirl, Martian Manhunter, my supersuit. But still! Think of the cool tech in there!”

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

Pffft, if you wanna see cool tech, you should check out my buddy Glitch!! He made me Creepermobile 2.0!

[bugofambush]

"Wait what? You have a personalized vehicle? Since when?!" Ambush Bug narrows his eyes a bit. "Who's this Glitch and how do I get my own me-car?"

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

"So when are we forming another cool group? Follow up question. Will said group raid Area 51 on September 20th?"

You know, getting you in on my planned team is a great idea! ...Why the heck are people raidin’ that fake area anyway?

[bugofambush]

"Because of the aliens! Granted, we know a few already like Superman, Supergirl, Martian Manhunter, my supersuit. But still! Think of the cool tech in there!"

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

txt: WINGMAN! AMBUSH IS BACK IN TOWN!!

[bugofambush]

txt: New phone. Who dis?

txt: Jk! What’s up, brotha?

[askwendyokoopa]

Answer these questions then tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better!

[bugofambush]

Answer these questions then tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better!    

tagged by: @askwendyokoopa

tagging: @yellowskinnedwackyman 

nicknames: A.B., Am, Buggy, Amber Butane, Annoying, several explicit words

zodiac: Sagittarius or Capricorn

height: 5′ 10″/177.8 cm

time: 9:16 PM

favorite band / artist: Anything that’s good but also The Wiggles.

song stuck in my head: “Flash Gordon” - Queen

last movie I saw: Spider-Man: Far From Home

last thing I googled: Area 51 raid date

other blogs: @tumblr

do I get asks: If they’re brave enough.

why did I choose this username: Because I’m Ambush Bug! Duh!

following: The cool people.

average amount of sleep: Sleep?

what i’m wearing: My supersuit

dream job: Argyle Sock Manufacturer

dream trip: Arrowverse on The CW

favorite food: All of it.

play any instruments: Electric triangle

eye color: Blue

hair color: Bald

languages you speak: Whatever I’m translated to speak. Fluent in Klingon though.

most iconic song: Best Day Ever

random fact: 

describe yourself as aesthetic things: A well drawn and colored comic-book character

[bugofambush]

✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and outside. 💛✨

“Thank you, Creeper! What a pal!”