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Was shopping for zip ties (for pervert reasons of course) and accidentally wandered into the boot aisle. I got so instantly horny that I almost blacked out...

It's so over for me...

#hornyramblings #I need boot polish so bad #bootfucker

Dale x his boots is canon. He literally has a statue of him making out with them.

#shitpost #shitposting #bootfucker #i know I've joked about his boots being his kids but i actually headcanon Dale as being into them #Dale dimmadome #he's objectum about them guys it's canon #suggestive #fopanw #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop fanart #i hate that i gave the boot a mouth. that's cursed.

Ladies and gentlemoneys, gaze upon the love of my life:

I'm in a committed relationship with my wife and the mother of my son, my lucky boots. I remember that day like it was yesterday. After Dev was born, my father sent me these boots as a gift. Oh the joy! It made the pain of giving birth to Dev worth it! I could never love anyone or anything as much as my lucky boots!

#billionaire lifestyle #bootfucker #it's good to be in love

Lmao get a load of this guy.

This is so OOC. Dale 100% wouldn't want to stain his boots with lipstick. He probably goes to great lengths to keep it clean. I just didn't know how to show that he was kissing the boots without getting too spicy, so here's Dale with lipstick. Also, Lent doesn't give a damn about Dale's love for his boots, so no dimmavorce.

#the only canon ship involving Dale #Dale x boots #originally he was supposed to be boinking the boot #bootfucker #shitpost #shitposting #dale dimmadome #fopanw #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop fanart #lent lanius #oc: lent #original character #dalepreg #mpreg

That tiny tower game is funny. As. Fuck. Ohmygod

thank you bootfucker

#HONESTLY the game is so sassy #i dont know why i stopped playing it #bootfucker #replies

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