Idc how trash that movie will be, it’ll be peak in my eyes. I’ve waited literally my entire life, I feel like a Skibidi Toilet fan who put over 2 years into a series with heads coming out of toilets and just gotta see it though at this point.
I have also waited forever for a Minecraft movie. That's not gonna stop me from being disappointed in this one.
Everyone's turning heel and I feel insane. I don't care how many of my favorite mcyters are cameoing. I don't care if Herobrine shows up. I'm not standing for those fuckass models, that tired-ass Jumanji story, its dumbass embarrassing humor, or their white-ass Steve. My standards may be low, but they're not nonexistent.