so i actually ran into matty yesterday! i was at the mechanics bc my rollerskates needed to get its wheels and chakras aligned, and after that was done i skated out and right onto the hood of a car! anyway this guy jumped out and it’s like when fiona meets farquad and she yells SHORTTT!! but once i got a proper look at him i realised it was matty. i told him that i was a huge fan and that i was actually honored to have been bodied by his car. he was still super apologetic and he actually signed my notes app! (i’ll attach a piccie ofc). he offered to give me a ride so of course i accepted. he took me back to his mojo dojo casa concrete house where charli and george were working it in the studio so i lowkey hopped on the mic and we busted out some fire beats. keep an eye out bc im actually going to be featured in the upcoming collab between charli and the 1975, “she rollerbladed onto my car and into my heart”!
btw here’s the autograph it’s so cool!
this sounds like a very plausible and realistic story and i completely believe that it happened to you! that sounds just like something matty would do, he’s so kind and considerate with fans 🥹 i bet he was so in awe of your angelic singing voice and effortlessly beautiful piercing blue orbs that he offered to sign you to dirty hit right then and there! you’re so lucky 🥰 everyone go pre-save she rollerbladed onto my car and into my heart right now!
