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website: confirm your password.

brian: *typing* yes, this is my password -bri.

[hoezello]

Joe: Can you guys tell Ben to pass me the salt?

Gwilym: Why don't you ask him yourself?

Joe: We had a fight.

Rami: You're literally sitting in his lap.

Joe: That doesn't mean anything.

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freddie: for example if you have 10 cookies and i take half how many do i have?

john: 10

freddie: what? no i-

john: i'd give you all of the cookies if you wanted them

freddie *crying*: oh

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brian: you’re late

freddie: i wasn’t even gonna come, so shut up

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Jim: Freddie you’re such a softie.

Freddie, full on gay panic: I’m not an icecream Jim.

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freddie and jim: [staring into each other's eyes]

roger: [opens a soda can]

freddie: we're having a moment.

roger: and i'm having a cola.

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freddie, on the phone to roger: can you come get me?

roger: what happened? 

freddie: jim is passive aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do 6 hours ago

freddie: this house isn’t safe anymore

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brian: roger can you even see right now? where are your glasses

roger: stopped wearing them

brian: why

roger: i don’t care what’s happening anymore