Hardzello Incorrects

90% unhealthy obsession 10% dumb bitch

[hoezello]

*texting*

Joe: Hey can you get some Gatorade I'm 3sty.

Ben: You're wh-what?

Joe: I said I'm thirsty.

Ben: That is Not what you said.

[hoezello]

Gwilym: This was a succesful trip.

Ben: We lost Joe!

Gwilym: This was a very succesful trip.

[hoezello]

Ben: How are you feeling?

Joe: I have a headache that comes and goes.

Gwilym: *enters the room*

Joe: Here it comes.

[hoezello]

Gwilym: Do you want to tell me how you guys crashed the car?

Ben: Well, we were driving, and there was a deer in the middle of the road that Joe couldn't see, so l shouted "Joe,deer!"

Joe:

Ben: Tell him what you said.

Joe: .."Yes, honey?”

[hoezello]

*Joe kisses Ben*

Ben: What is this?

Joe: Affection.

Ben: Disgusting.

Joe:

Ben: Do it again.

[hoezello]

Joe: Hey, where is Ben?

Gwilym: He is small. He's probably under something.

[hoezello]

Ben: *walks into the room*

Joe: That's some BIG DICK ENERGY right there.

[hoezello]

Joe: You know you can die from that?

Ben: *smoking cigarette* That's the

point.

Gwilym: *drinking alcohol* We're trying to speed this up.

Rami: *eating raw cookie dough,

nodding*

[hoezello]

Gwilym: You obviously have feelings for Joe.

Ben: Yeah, anger.

[hoezello]

Joe, drunk: *proudly pointing at Ben* That's my boyfriend, bitches!

Gwilym: He is your husband, Joe.

Joe: MY HUSBAND?! That's even better!

[hoezello]

Joe: So, I heard you have a crush on me?

Ben: What?

Joe: You have a crush on me.

Ben: Joe, we're married.

[hoezello]

Joe: I am so chill all the time bro.

Ben: You literally just had a mental

breakdown 5 minutes ago.

Joe: That was the old me.

[hoezello]

Joe: *loud sigh*

Ben: What happend?

Joe: YOU DIDN'T LOOK AT ME FOR 30 SECONDS!

[hoezello]

Joe: Hey guys, what's another word for stupid?

Ben: Mindless.

Rami: Idiotic.

Allen: Moronic.

Lucy: Unintelligent.

Gwilym: You.

[hoezello]

Gwilym: Admit it, Ben, you choose favourites.

Ben: How dare you! I love Joe and non-Joes equally!

[hoezello]

Ben: *falls down the stairs*

Joe: *catches him* I think you just...

Ben:

Joe:

Ben:

Joe: Fell for me.

Ben: Put me down.

[hoezello]

Gwilym: So you're in love with Joe?

Ben: Yes! But don't tell him or I'll murder you.

*later*

Gwilym: So you're in love with Ben?

Joe: Yes, but don't tell him or I'll murder you.

*later*

Gwilym: *in the hospital, broken*

Ben and Joe: *making out*

Gwilym: Worth it.