Apr 14, 2019
Joe: Can you guys tell Ben to pass me the salt?
Gwilym: Why don't you ask him yourself?
Joe: We had a fight.
Rami: You're literally sitting in his lap.
Joe: That doesn't mean anything.
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Joe: Can you guys tell Ben to pass me the salt?
Gwilym: Why don't you ask him yourself?
Joe: We had a fight.
Rami: You're literally sitting in his lap.
Joe: That doesn't mean anything.
Ben: What time is it?
Joe: Dunno. Pass me that trombone and I'll find out.
Ben: *passes the trombone*
Joe: *Blows trombone loudly*
Gwilym: WHO'S PLAYING THE FUCKING TROMBONE AT 2 AM?
Joe: It's 2 am.
*Joe kisses Ben*
Ben: What is this?
Joe: Affection.
Ben: Disgusting.
Joe:
Ben: Do it again.
Ben: Star Trek.
Gwilym: Star Wars.
Ben: Star Trek.
Gwilym: Star Wars.
Ben: STAR TREK.
Gwilym: STAR WARS.
Joe: Guys! Why can't we have both?
Ben: This is why we don't let you have opinions in this house.
*texting*
Joe: Hey can you get some Gatorade I'm 3sty.
Ben: You're wh-what?
Joe: I said I'm thirsty.
Ben: That is Not what you said.
Joe: I never had a real friend before.
Ben: I can be your friend!
Joe: Um.
Joe: I never had a boyfriend either.
Joe: Stop drinking so much coffee.
Gwilym: No, coffee helps depression.
Joe: That's not tr-
Ben: More espresso, less depresso.
Joe: Ask me why I love you!
Ben: Joe, why do you love me?
Joe: *pulling out a 200 slide powerpoint presentation* I'm glad you asked.