@jupiterfree // boris said: that's what we do: we step in the shit on purpose, so that we have to buy new shoes.
NATURALLY, SHE LOOKS DOWN AT HER SHOES. They're scuffed up, and the straps are rubbing her ankle raw, but that's nothing new.
Look, they didn't teach elaborate figures of speech at the Coeus Institute. She does not intuitively grasp what Boris is getting at.
"—I just went to the bathroom." And she didn't stop on anything, not even a piece of toilet paper!
"You'll buy me new shoes, but you won't buy me another drink?"












