#born killer

[iamthecrime]

[zankriaskyhawk]

Zan’kria Skyhawk | Morality Challenge

Bold all the things your muse has done.

Italics all the things your muse will/would do. Bolded italics means they’ve done it before and will probably do it again.

murder / manslaughter / assault / robbery / breaking & entering / theft / embezzlement / kidnapping / torture / blackmail / arson / trespassing / treason / libel or slander / obstruction of justice / lying to law enforcement / creation of a weapon / espionage / riot / escape from lawful custody / contempt of court / public intoxication / conspiracy / accessory to a crime / harboring a fugitive / bribery / perjury under oath / resisting arrest / identity theft / corporate fraud / tax fraud / document forgery / destruction of evidence / assassination / counterfeiting / sale of a controlled substance / purchase of a controlled substance / failure to pay child support / hacking crimes / threat / pick-pocketing / shoplifting

@interdimensionalpeacekeeping

[bubblegeon]

[spnupdates]

By the end, everyone will fear #DeanWinchester. #Supernatural returns Tuesday, Jan. 20!

[eebee-dixit]

Yeah be fear of him

[ikoiako]

Supernatural - Born Killer

[suburbandecay]

My momma did her part/But it ain't her fault that I was born without a heart

[comedydad]

on time in kindergarden, this kid wore a shirt that looked like a pajama shirt to school, so we all started pointing and laughing at him.

Then he started to cry & the teacher said, "they're not laughing at you; they're laughing with you."

then i said, "no! we are laughing at him!" and proceeded to laugh even louder.

even in kindergarden, i was a fucking genius of comedy!