#bornpissed

[lagoonhag]

bornpissed my day has been kinda bad tbh I woke up feeling really nauseous so I’ve been in bed trying to feel better

it’s been really fun blogging and interacting with followers though so its not all bad

[lagoonhag]

bornpissed replied to your post:what r those cute lil animated icons everyone has...

It’s called faceq and it’s an app for iPhone (maybe others too idk) If you don’t have a phone that can do it I can make one for you!!

thats nice of u but the whole fun for me is actually making it so no thanks :(

[meloromantics]

bornpissed replied to your post: “bornpissed replied to your post:sufficientsprings replied to your...”:

the machinery of hogwarts is oiled with the blood of house elves

jesus tho for real?? and you know it would take some genius asshole like dumbledore maybe THREE DAYS to come up with ways to do castle maintenance without literal slave labor but 'they like it!' so

[meloromantics]

☠ Because you're so confident and hardcore and firm in your beliefs (the things I find intimidating about you are also the things I admire tbh)

!!!! lil mushroom thank you. i am not really all that intimidating though!! ask people who know me in real life. wombatcubes and atasteofcandor can tell you.

[incendiaryfeminist]

Questions Meme! I was tagged by thenowhereriot

Rule One: always post the rules. Rule Two: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones. Rule Three: tag 11 people and link them to the post.

Old Questions

1. Who was your favorite animal ever that wasn’t yours?

This cat that my family kind of adopted for a while who we named Pumpkin. She was the sweetest and so fluffy!

2. What’s the weirdest music you listen to?

I have a secret obsession with eurotrash like Vengaboys and Toybox x)

3. What Golden Girl are you most like?

*confused british noises*

4. What video game did you really enjoy that you’re really embarrassed about?

I can't say I play a lot of games... But I guess I really like Cooking Mama x)

5. What culture do you secretly want to appropriate?

I really really adore henna patterns, does that count?

6. Who’s your problematic fave?

Amanda Palmer all the way. I love her so much. I went to see her and there were so many girls with hairy armpits, it was incredible. Also I cried a lot. <3

7. Do you like Miss Congeniality?

Only seen it a couple of times, but yeah!

8. What ‘ethnic’ food are you most afraid of?

Once me and my mum accidentally ordered cuttlefish in a chinese restaurant and it was just...bleh. All slimy and gelatinous. Never again.

9. Did you ever refuse to finish reading a book at school out of principle? 

Yes. Jane Eyre, I really really hated it. I still got an A* on my exam x)

10. Who would win in a fight: Barbra Streisand or Bette Midler? Why?

I would think they would both be too civilised for such vulgarity.

11. Can you whistle?

I can!

New Questions!

1. Would you rather be given a bouquet of daisies or a single red rose?

2. Favourite lyric that makes no sense out of context?

3. In a communist utopia, what role would you fill within the collective?

4. Worst thing you've ever eaten?

5. You and your arch-nemesis are having your final showdown, choose your weapon!

6. What's your favourite smell?

7. Weirdest food combination that is secretly delicious?

8. How would you describe your dance style?

9. Favourite short story?

10. Favourite 90's/2000's pop-punk song to dance to?

11.  What mythical creature do you most identify with?

[meloromantics]

First same sex crush: Second grade, I was whatever age you are in second grade. She sat across from me during reading. Her name was Katelyn. I thought she was the smartest girl in the whole world. I almost tried to hold her hand once.

that is adorable!!

[meloromantics]

kylie i heart u

thank ya doll i heart you too